1.
Thou shall nary cap Hightower or 2fort.
2.
One that is skilled must wear hats or thou shall be deemed hacking.
3.
One shall only need one pocketer.
4.
Be P2P.
5.
One must protect thy Gibus.
6.
Never yonder to Hydro or thou shall be doomed to eternal nothingness (literally).
7.
One must m2 on burning teammates as Pyro.
8.
Think twice before you wrench thee Spycrab.
9.
Don't forget to drop your sandvich on your Pocket Medic, prithee I beseech of thou.
10.
Don't forget to pray to our Lord and Saviour Gaben during the Walleting.