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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
6.4 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
I liked the game but i pressed dislike because i like the color red more than i like blue.
Posted April 6, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Why do i even exist?

after 1000 rooms edit: i still question that..
Posted April 2, 2020. Last edited April 3, 2020.
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7 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Can i?

-Yes

Do i want to?

-No

Do i really have to beat it?

-Absolutely no

Hotel?

-Trivago
Posted March 31, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥ controls don't even bother
Posted March 31, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
18.6 hrs on record
yes
Posted March 31, 2020.
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8 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
27.0 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Pros;
-You can hit women

Cons;
-None

Alright jokes aside, buy this if you don't get bored with listening dialogues and reading stuff. Story is very good, though not good as original, it has flaws here and there. Finished the game on hardest difficulity in 27 hours. You'll definitely finish it in less time, but yeah i like reading all the stuff in game and searching for hidden things, pathways.

But I'd definitely suggest playing the original first, it takes like 30 or 40 years after human revolution timeline so you'll be familiar with the world much better.

tl;dr: buy.
Posted January 17, 2020. Last edited January 23, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
18.9 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
Whatever you do, keep in mind that Commonwealth is cursed. You're the protagonist of story, but you'll be unable to reach that happy ending you desire. Endings are sour and disappointing if you ask me. Not worth to grind.

You know what, open tcl and float onto sky, install unlimited mini nuke throwing mod and blow the ♥♥♥♥ out of Commonwealth that ending is ten times better.

Or you can spawn thousands of preston marking settlements on your map.

Whatever you do, just don't expect NV quality of story.
Posted January 8, 2020. Last edited April 30, 2020.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
363.5 hrs on record (362.6 hrs at review time)
Special edition is just one girl i got sexually interested in

Oldrim is the girl i'd like to marry

That's exactly how i describe my feelings with the two.
Posted November 30, 2019. Last edited July 4, 2020.
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14 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
6.7 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW
MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW
MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW



> Finds wish granter crystal

> Strelok wishes "i want zone to disappear"

> Wish granter makes him blind

> mfw >:C

11/10 would wish something again

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1 Year edit: Got the true ending. Enjoyed my second playthrough more than first time. Truly a masterpiece 💯
Posted September 15, 2019. Last edited April 18, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
11.7 hrs on record
Jill is my spirit animal
Posted November 26, 2018. Last edited January 17, 2020.
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