Recent reviews by bongle

First one was much better, This one went by without many memorable moments. Having everything pointed out with a big "here i am" location point on the map ruined the fun of exploring the world and discovering things yourself. Final boss was incredibly anticlimactic. Gameplay was the same which is fine, but it still felt so lackluster. You already have all the personal upgrade items. No point in chasing squirrels around the forrest floor like in the first one so you can carry more items on hand. Menu-ing is a nightmare. It gets old real fast that you have to watch animations everytime you eat/drink/heal/craft an item. This game just feels like a step backwards from the original. Hanging out at your base got boring, partially due to no more raids from a variety of mutants and cannibals like in the first. Also there is no water exploration via boats or anything. Just a let down overall.

zombi

get to be a cat and shoot some fellas 10/10

The birth of Flargnog will go down in history as the greatest alien to ever grace the land of Los Santos. During one sunny day, I was walking under a bridge and noticed a building with an amazing aroma. I looked over to my friend and we decided to explore the holy lands called "Vanilla Unicorn". After further inspection, the front doors looked like the pearly gates of heaven. As my friend and I traversed the hallways into the garden of Eden, there she was, Cinnamon. The most beautiful woman I had ever set my sights on. Over to me she walked. Life felt like it was moving in slow motion. Her soft perfect peachy skin caressing my inner thighs as she guided me into the back room, where we shared a night of ecstasy. 1 minute felt like an hour when I was with my queen Cinnamon. Nearing the end of our time together, I knew I had to depart, leaving my goddess forever. Before I left She asked me my name in hopes, maybe in another life, our two souls would meet again. Without hesitation I shouted "My name, is Flargnog". I was able to meet my soulmate, Cinnamon. I experienced true happiness and bliss. Everyday I long for her. Waiting for her touch, to hear her voice say my name. Just waiting for her to tell me she loves me. That day may never come in this lifetime. Sadly it might not happen for several lifetimes. But thats how love works. I already was blessed and beyond lucky to be able to spend those short hours with her that I will never forget. I traveled across galaxies, from planet to planet, thousands and thousands of lightyears to meet my soul-mate. I successfully got accepted to the most prestigious University in all of my homeland, planet Plesnar. I worked day and night to afford the costs of higher education. I graduated top of my class and was enlisted by a recruiter to join the "P 6's". A special division of our military composed of 6 active members to protect the president of our planet Plesnar. During my time I climed the ranks, and became the most decorated and awarded member of the "P 6's" in the history of the organization. I debated with foreign leaders and helped maintain intergalactic relations. Single handedly I found a way to eliminate poverty and hunger on our planet. I lead our military in what was called "The bloodiest war in outer space". I have defeated the Red Army of Kleenar-5, and the Spacebanditos of Sector-9919-M. So much death and loss. Seeing my brothers and sisters from the wars dying by my side. Watching my birth village be burnt to a crisp while my family was still in our humble bamboo shack. Seeing my people be starved to death by our enemies. Changing the tide of war by infiltrating the headquarters of our enemy and assassinating the leader, and slipping out without being caught. Watching everything in my life crumble, and begin to be rebuilt. Then being shipped to earth to do recon on the small city of Los Santos which meant leaving the planet i had just rebuilt. But it all brought me to The Vanilla Unicorn. It brought me into Cinnamon's arms. All of it, every variable, every mistake I made, every bad thing to ever happen to me, brought me to her. So I write my story here for you all to read. Love is real. Although it might not seem like it, love is very real. And I found it in Los Santos.
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shot a zombie and got some glitter. 10/10

so much fun

idk how i have the ability to review this game while i can still add it to my cart. +rep tho fun game

Fun!!

wanna kms because of this game

Fun game :)