Recent reviews by PacoTaco

bought game then proceeded to marry and sacrifice my cult members for 8 hours straight

10/10 would sacrifice cult wife(s) again

While the base game is $3, with the current state of the DLC situation, it is kind of hard to recommend a game where the the other 50% of the game is locked behind a paywall.

This game is extremely similar to osu!'s taiko gamemode as well as the game that was based off of; taiko no tatsujin. The biggest difference I have seen is some notes taking more hits (i.e certain boss fight moments and the "punching bag" enemy), but other then that, its nothing special. There are also characters and pets that have traits to them that benefit you in game, but that really isn't worth regarding, since most of their abilities are useless unless you are not attempting to FC a song (which is what I try to do).

The base songs are nothing special, some are actually good/decent, but most are subpar and are very vocaloid, which I don't mind, but in the songs featured in the base game, they kinda pushed it too far. I'd like the game much better if you could make/map you own songs, like in osu!, but nonetheless, the songs in the game are 'meh' at best.

If you are looking for a game like taiko no tatsujin, just play osu!'s version. It's free and open source, plus has a bigger and better song collection. Seriously, don't waste your precious $3. The game was fun at first, but now that I have played it to the extent that it has to offer, it honestly is just a bore now

~4/10

Flappee bird game is ass. Really runined the game for me, no way to skip it, or a cheat even to just give me the eggs I need without Getting the dumbass subscription that doesnt even get you the ending you want. Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Unless they make it so that you dont have to grind for ads to get a ♥♥♥♥ ton of eggs, or just remake the flapee bird game so its not so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ punishing, then screw this game. I give up dammit. I normally perservere toward hard and challenging games, but if the game isnt even fun to begin with, why bother? I dug the last game, but this one is just some sick joke.

3/10

After 1000 hours, around $200ish dollards thrown into passes and elite skins, and game after game of wins and losses, Im ready to review this game.

To put it short. I LOVE this game. But its hard as ♥♥♥♥.

To put it in better terms. This game has one of the highest learning curves EVER in a video game. Yes, its worse then CSGO. Its hard. I've been up and back in this game, and have still had the biggest thorn shoved up my ass every time Rainbow likes to be the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ ever. But no matter how many times I try to quit and play another game, I cant.

Its too hard. Its like heroin. I legit cannot stop playing this game. Im drawn to its addictive mulitplayer gameplay and tactical brainteasers this game is going to throw at you.

I may have never hit plat yet (nvm I have), or even figured out that ubisoft's hit reg is bad, but this game is always going to be the game I'm NEVER going to leave. EVER.

Because I can't. I've spent too much money, and wasted 1000 hours of my precious life into this game already. The difficulty and frustration is never going to leave me, but it still gives me pleasure to know that the devs are trying and keeping this games longevity over the barrel of dog doo doo. And thats all I care about

Get this game, only if you dare. Its addicting af. But it is one of the BEST shooters you'll ever pick up. I promise you.

~8/10

This is the game of Side quests, getting lost, talking to random npc's, lockpicking, going to jail, fast traveling, fighting dragons, learning magic, going back to college, drinking potions, wearing necklaces, wearing armor, having weapons in one hand, having weapons in both hands, having two different weapons in both hands, enchanting weapons, robbing shopkeepers, breaking into homes, upgrading "sneak" to the max so you can skip every fight and get a crap ton of gold and items, random objects you clip through and sometimes fall through the map, switching to first person, switching to third person, eating someones a**, going to hit on the weirdos in Whiterun, buying a house, getting married, having children, trying to kill other children in the town but realizing that they are invincable basterds, going to whoop bandit a**, going to whoop rogue mages a**, then backstab them after you kill them and take their stuff, teabag them, getting board of the game, going to sleep, coming back the next day, downloading mods from the workshop, and then playing the game again.

For the $5 I got this on sale when I first got steam, I think it is safe to say that this was all worth the money :D

~8/10

CONTROLS. MY A$$.

But I love the game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

This game has NO content whatsoever. I am honastly as far as to take this as a joke. The game starts out fun for 1 HOUR...and then you switch to a more addicting game. If there is anything I despise, it is a game that is only fun for such a little amount of time. Also, the emense amount of bugs will drive you insane, as well as there being no new house layouts and barely any updates or feedback to the community

Unless they release more content, and maybe some non-multiplayer gamemodes, and a tutorial, Don't waste your $5 on this game.

Best Finger cramps in 2017

Uhh... Fanbase sucks. Game is ok. A Decent RPG (not as good as persona or final fantasy tho)


10/10 only cuz it has goat lady :D





$10 my a** tho this game needs to be $5 O.o

- Jumps out of plane
- Lands in military base along with 10 other people
- Finds a gun on the floor
- Also Finds person wanting the gun on the floor
- Laggy a$s computer makes him grab gun first
- Can't run away fast enough
- Gets rekt
10/10 best hunger games simulator 2017
Would do again :3