'You're not prophetic, you're schizophrenic.'
- Calvin

'All these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on arelith be nymphomaniacs yet can't ask for ketchup in a mcdonald's drive-thru.'
- Boingo

'Rubricae is a gay man trapped in a lesbian's body.'
- Shroomie

'A Jeep Wrangler is less aerodynamic than a lobster.'
- Zew Keeper

'♥♥♥♥ movies. I watch poooooooooorn,"
- Boingo

'Craig, every time I blink, you post more slam poetry on the forums!'
- Bystander

'Let's get this consent, gamers.'
- Slimmy

'Oh no, my ration bars. Dear lord the humanity.'
- Gregor

"If someone is gonna kill themselves over something online, what are you gonna do? Wait for their respawn timer?"
- Bystander

'I dated a lesbian once, and it did not go well.'
- Matt

'Did you just yank on my ass bar?'
- Tyson

'Ricky! There is a women with a rather large bust looking for you!'
- Bystander

'No, I don't get off to rat nuts unfortunately.'
- Oliver

'I was scrolling up hoping one of the pics would be the camo pants jumping brune as they were loading
I was not disappointed.'
- Crimea

'JANGO LAUGHS LIVE SHE'S LOST EIGHT OF HER NINE LIVES AS A CAT AND THIS IS THE ENDGAME NOW.'
- Calvary

'jango, the son who died on the cross for FH's sins.'
- Ringo

'Out of everyone I'm pretty sure Jango is the one who would storm Area 51.'
- Edo

'i'm gonna dial 911 to get brune and then immediately hang up'
- AlphaEclipse

'Eowyn did you lie to me about being a guy?'
- Numak, the intelligent.

'I wanna visit Bolivia and laugh at the children.'
- Booty

'Even in death, I still ♥♥♥.'
- Hutchy

'Is this how I get PK'd? A PK via disappointment?'
- Jäger

'puny clones i killed an entire venator of you and i literally had a panic attack and a mental breakdown and ♥♥♥♥ and pissed everywhere.'
- Iris

'HER ♥♥♥♥ IS ON FIRE VIC.'
- Loki

'Were you so desperate for a boyfriend that you've decided to try ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bricks?'
- Roland

'Oh so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robots STILL isn't enough is it??'
- Paik

'Who the ♥♥♥♥ is Young Thug' - anime girl
'If I told you, I'd have to kill you' - matt

You poked "Éowyn" with message: wtf you doin in our vents?
"Éowyn" pokes you: kavlok stole my boyfriend

eo: maybe this is why i dont have a girlfriend
super: do you want one?
eo: no
super: well then that's why you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.

Hector: Having ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kinks is a sin
Mustang: Then I'll see you in hell

Jaz: i need you to look up clone dating laws in star wars
Jaz: for me
Defective: Nah
Jaz: please
Jaz: i need to know if there's a tumblr post about this
Jaz: i guarantee there is
Defective: Your relationship already broke my immersion

[Comms] RCC LCPL 8675 Eo: ... You sent beds.
[Advert] Lieutenant Commander Greg: Beds? We send Crates of Materials and 2 tanks
[Comms] RCC LCPL 8675 Eo: You sent TWO BEDS.
[Comms] RCC LCPL 8675 Eo: ... We'll keep them.

[Advert] ╰U╯☜(◉ɷ◉ ) High Command Whiskey: Sorry, we sent Jimmy.
[Advert] ╰U╯☜(◉ɷ◉ ) High Command Whiskey: He's uh.
[Advert] ╰U╯☜(◉ɷ◉ ) High Command Whiskey: On loan
[Comms] Agent Arizona: He's dead now.
[Advert] ╰U╯☜(◉ɷ◉ ) High Command Whiskey: Yeaah.

[01:35:34] Player i want fred i want fred changed name to i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mustang
[01:40:02] Player i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mustang changed name to i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYONE
[01:43:30] Player i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYONE changed name to no sexual relations w/mustang

'Wilson' says "[ENG] I may not return from this one max... If I don't, tell my wife I wish I met her."

Mo Arsonist says "Why are we listening to Russian Nickleback?"

Ace 'Mo' screams "Just got my boss and coworkers tryin' to ruin my day my guy."
Ace 'Mo' screams "Really bringing the vibe down."
'Watchman' screams "There's only one Vibe you have, and it's plastic and hides under your bed."

** Pvt. Dalia Dominika chuckled softly. "Tramp huh..I don't think a tramp carries an LR300 with this kind of hardwear, or steel plates..Or trauma backing..For a matter of fact. Honestly. I was hoping we might actually get along so i could some sit in the bar and drink.."
Liselle whispers "I said ♥♥♥♥ off."

[PDA - Zaton] Lise: I think they're making out with Mia on top of the bar. I hate this region.
[PDA - Zaton] Architect: Now you know part of the reason as to why I'm leaving.

Liselle whispers "I hate women."
'Cedric' whispers "Does that mean you're a guy?"
Liselle whispers "You didn't know?"

[LOOC] Alia Bozhinoff: /me zoidberg walks sideways out the door pulling the fingers at both of them "Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop"

Shen: what if you
wanted to post a meme
but then mu said
Mu-Alpha: Shut up E-girl.

wolffox: your mom is an alcoholic
jango: no she's a lutheran

Heretek: What's your favorite Bionicle?
Doe: Bumblebee!!!!!!

Jaeger: this armour kinda pinching my nuts bro
Jaeger: kinda like it

** Ilya 'Cossack' Bogdanov plucked out any bullets left inside her body with the medical tweezers, disinfencting the wound after cleaning it and wrapping the gauze around them, finishing up.

Crimson: If I need help and dial 911 and Large Marge picks up, I'm bouta die. I can't describe my situation in iambic pentameter
Climate Change: If I need help and dial 911 I'm not gonna understand a word she's saying because she literally shoves the phone down her throat