Recent reviews by Help me MACHINE LEARNING

These guys are Chads for making this game free on April Fools Day.
The game itself is solid, its like lethal company but slightly less difficult, only slightly

Thank you Jesus, very cool
This game is better than bible buffet

This game is amazing, 8 years after its release, I'm still havin fun playin as the REAL Big Boss. This game really makes you FEEL like you've been in a coma for 9 years and you've been keeping people waiting. I give this game a [Kojima World Order]/10

Blizzard banned me for makin a Pride Month joke and I lost $60 worth of stuff with no way of getting it back.

Do not give ANY money to this company. They are truly evil and Team Fortress 2 exists

The Joke in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELrrQiK1KAw

This game is actually goated, literally and figuratively.
I stayed away from this game ever since it came out since I thought it was some Furry type game.
But its actually pretty good, great story, great music, I shoulda gotten this game much earlier

This game was fun, its def got some problems with the online, but other than that, its pretty fun
Def a lot goofier than smash bros even though its got some strangely serious characters

This game is pretty decent. Its definitely got a lot of good parts, but I expected more from the game. I liked the game, but on repeat playthroughs, some parts do get a bit tedious.
While Re7 focused more on atmosphere and puzzles, Re8 focuses more on the action aspect, giving you a ton of more weapons than Re7. Its pretty neat and linear. The only downside of this game is that replayability is a bit of a problem.
The first time you play this, you'll enjoy it, but on your 2nd and 3rd runs, you'll want to skip past some really annoying parts.

Rip off of Roblox Squid Game
15/10, am addicted to this game

This game is pretty cool. While there is a lot of grinding, this game is pretty fun. Going to different planets and exploring them, while completing quests is fun.

Doki Doki Literature Club is an amazing dating sim. You'll enjoy writing poems and flirting with other girls.
Choose between 4̶ 3̶ ̶2̶ ̶ Monika.
There is only Monika.