The "gay boy" you punched in the hall today? He deep throated the ♥♥♥♥ out of five ♥♥♥♥♥ all at once last night. That girl you called a slut in class today? She ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her horse. The boy you called lame? Yeah, he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ rn. That girl you pushed down the other day? She has a Barbie™️ Ken doll stuck in her vagina. That girl you called fat? She managed to eat seventeen Big Mac™️ burgers in one sitting. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He contracted ligma.

You had the bounty,... greed is not always good.

[Intro: Cop]
Hey that's against the law! You're comin with me

[Chorus: Peter Griffin]
Can't touch me, can't touch me
Ju- Ju- Ju- Ju- Just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sister's teat, can't touch me!
You can't touch me!
[Interlude: Adam West, Peter Griffin & Cleveland Brown]
What in God's name is he doing?
You can't touch me!
I believe that's The Worm
Stop, Peter time!

[Verse 1: Peter Griffin]
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it? Kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Can't touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, can't touch me!

i think your info is unironic fight me

half rep flet and jfk sometimes trolls me... and i feel like i want to kill myself tbh

True man here brings a knife to a gun fight