The "gay boy" you punched in the hall today? He deep throated the ♥♥♥♥ out of five ♥♥♥♥♥ all at once last night. That girl you called a slut in class today? She ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her horse. The boy you called lame? Yeah, he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥ rn. That girl you pushed down the other day? She has a Barbie™️ Ken doll stuck in her vagina. That girl you called fat? She managed to eat seventeen Big Mac™️ burgers in one sitting. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He contracted ligma.

You had the bounty,... greed is not always good.

[Intro: Cop]
Hey that's against the law! You're comin with me

[Chorus: Peter Griffin]
Can't touch me, can't touch me
Ju- Ju- Ju- Ju- Just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
And touch your sister's teat, can't touch me!
You can't touch me!
[Interlude: Adam West, Peter Griffin & Cleveland Brown]
What in God's name is he doing?
You can't touch me!
I believe that's The Worm
Stop, Peter time!

[Verse 1: Peter Griffin]
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it? Kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Can't touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, can't touch me!

i think your info is unironic fight me

half rep flet and jfk sometimes trolls me... and i feel like i want to kill myself tbh

True man here brings a knife to a gun fight

Howard Hamlin

witherhoard freak

trash

Small penis

no please sir don't block my communications

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Nothing BUT A NOOOOOB lol you need help pal

Why would you send me a message saying this?-
Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say konichiwa. I always ask you about your favorite anime before insulting you about your waifu. You’re usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice) I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the ♥♥♥♥ I watch.

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-rep scammed me for my purple lancer magazine

The year is 2032, I am communicating with you through a yet to be invented app called Kleenix. I am breaking all the rules of my time to share with you a most important task. Exactly one year from now I will purchase a 1998 Mazda Miata. I will claim it is a classic and not gay at all, I am wrong. This will set in motion a series of events that will spiral my life into a huricane of fabulous and sheak decisions. My one task for you is to kill me before this happens.
Yours fabulously The Anal Avenger (formerly Macspace)

no i did not

Schmelli it is your beloved waifu, I am here to implore that you stay away from the green imp monster girl with the latex miniskirts. As epic as they may seem I am your only love and there can be no other. I am your one true dominatrix and will perform liberal arts on you if you don'y comply to my demands. I am well versed in ball crushing and will use my lubed feet to make you bend to will, so let it be known that my wrath will be experienced to you and others who attempt to be with you. P.S. love you and I packed some gummy snacks in your lunchbox. Don't forget to eat your fuji apple I packed in there as well because we know you need your K2. Speaking of which I made sure to buy the chalk flinstones since you like to snort them analy. P.P.S. Haha I said PP.

Is your crabe unusual for sale?

Yea yea defend your scamming bf idiot🤡

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Added to discuss a trade :)

Shiki from Senran Kagura

Gay

I eat black people

R.I.P. Juicewrld I've been a fan since 2016 we love and miss you . But remember y'all we have to stay strong for him 💔😪

+rep Man is chill af (he stole the "chill" part from me, when +repping me)

monkey aids.

bruh

+rep Fun person :)

R.I.P. xxxtentacion I’ve been a fan since 2016 we love and miss you . But remember y’all we have to stay strong for him💔😪

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Added to see if the Hunter in Darkness is for sale

Send me a trade offer please

Thanks for selling your strange weapon for 20 cents :D Happy Holidays

askin bout the nuke

congrats on the unbox

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+rep this a awesome guy and really helpful

I have a meme fetish :flushed:

👑 Dear JFK Shot First... 🎈
→ To err is human, To purr feline. -- Robert Byrne
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is that trilby for sale?

i shot JFK, end of discussion

Hey my man, interested in that spellbound rubbers. Mind if I add to negotiate?

there wasnt actually poop on my bed thanks man

added to offer

I added to help you out in selling that head prize!

Talk to you about head prize