Recent reviews by Bard T

It's a good ass game. Music slaps. Dwarves are cool. Bugs are scary. Tension is real. Buy it.

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

Beta: What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial.

Alpha: You're a little ♥♥♥♥♥ and your brother was,too.

You can give people bone-itis

Just get GTAIV or San Andreas

Very fun game. Amazing cast of characters all brilliantly written and voice acted. Music slaps. Gameplay is fun. Took them years to even beat Max difficulty.

Buy this twice.

Genuinely one of the most heartwarming stories I've had the pleasure of playing in. The music is fantastic and catchy. The tears are genuine. This game is worth it.

*chnk*

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This is my favorite indie game

You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing
You offer to the shrine, but gain nothing

I hate this game so much. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ holding me hostage. It's just abusive Stockholm syndrome.