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Okay mom calling it "Suffering from delusions" is kinda offensive it's more like otherkin/therianthropy because I kin the Driller I basically am him and I don- hey wait put those pills down

entire scots wiki defaced by self-proclaimed INTP brony resulting in the near-destruction of a language as well as the dialogue of this funny dwarf in this video game

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CAM ON INGERLAND

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does anyone wanna help me milk my cat.

Every soldier in this game has a name. No animations or abilities mind you, just names. I cry for every one I kill and pee myself for every 10.

this game is amazing because longsword mains can interrupt your combos even when you're not playing with them

you can make the future car, the car of the future. A big block of cheese with a window on the front and a swastika on the back. What topper goes on the tip of the antenna on the front is up to you, but just know the car only seats 3 people or one fat person.


also geocorp sux lmao

There's a slow start and a lot of small dumb things that the first game did better, but you can toss any of those qualms aside once you see an entire town of bodybuilders form a town-spanning lineup to go to the bathroom. Better yet you can steal their poop afterwards.

600 page gay romance novella with a forced windows 10 update as the catalyst for the main character to get it on with some 8 foot tall business dude who does the Cleveland steamer to him