Recent reviews by Książe Nieporządek

I accepted 5 refugees whose crops withered, but all of them were addicted to crack and the withdrawal caused them to get a tantrum and smash up my geothermal generator so I imprisoned them all and cut their balls off before selling them into slavery.

Barely 2 minutes passed since I started the game and Leon already made me question my sexuality.

I can micro-manage the entire soviet axis front but can't manage a conversation with a woman

The story is ♥♥♥♥, the choices don't matter half of the time, despite what the game was marketed at there is obvious distinction between the good guys and the bad guys, which you will probably realise after you made the only choice that changes the ending of the game.
Oh and also the game has microtransactions and the company was sold to tencent.

but the parkour is at least good.

I like the game but for some reason every time i turn it on my PC works really slowly for the next couple of days and my GPU/CPU ussage hits over 50% from just the OS, which also slows down my PC so badly i can't access any major internet site.

Imagine releasing a port so broken it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroys your computer.

Game good very. Me not hater that got killed and my review changed.

I can stay in basement for half of the game (like I do in real life) and still get some kills!

some guy cursed my entire bloodline in turkish after he failed a flashlight save when I was running starstruck

sekunde po dołączeniu na jakikolwiek polski serwer jedyne co będziesz słyszał to rasizm i antysemityzm

The anticheat will ban you for shooting in the air and spinning fast after killing someone, but won't ban actual cheaters cause the AI trained to detect cheaters can only detect spinbots, and false positives.

Also the game has so many bugs someone should call Klaus Schwab to eat them.