Recent reviews by Dorf (Gagged for a month lol)

I am...definitely going to hell...

Forces you to play with 2 player parties who have no idea how to play 3s. Chinese owned company. Probably bangs your kids.

I. AM. COOOOOMING. Best FPS I have played in a long time.

Weakest start to a Bethesda game I have ever experienced. I refunded after 2 hours completely let down with how boring and bland the world seemed. I figured I must be missing something since it wasn't terrible reviews-wise. Turns out I actually really enjoy the game.

The opening is still TERRIBLE though. 3 Hours in you will still have absolutely no idea what is going on and why you should give a damn about anything that the game is handing to you. The first 2 planets you find yourself on are completely bland. I think the second one has literal stink lines wafting around a grey landscape.

Once things open up and you can start making sense of all the poorly-explained features and world-building, you will have fun. I think that Bethesda kinda forgot that no game like this really exists outside of maybe Outer Worlds, but we don't talk about that limp corpse.

I swear I gotta have some Judaic blood in me because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do I get a high from making coins in evry single damn game.

Boring. Writing is very jarring and not fitting of the franchise. Research Directors would not be preaching about how much trash humans create in an agency dedicated to capturing and studying otherworldly monsters and forces. Seems like a game more enjoyable to watch somebody else play, with the boring parts cut out of the video. There is slow-paced story and then there is padding...

I can tell the developers truly love the SCP universe and put a lot of effort into this. If you are a diehard fan of SCP you will probably enjoy it a lot more than me.

I'm not a diehard fan of Harry Potter. I enjoyed the films as a kid sure. But this...this is AMAZING. You can tell a lot of love went into this. If you ARE a diehard fan, you need this game immediately.

The game doesn't even run for me anymore. Have tried everything. Reinstalling. Wiping local files. Messing with GPU settings. Verifying files...I thought this was a finished product?

So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grindy. Hardly any gameplay besides left clicking and pressing Z once in a while. It's literally just a clicker game but somehow less fun than actual clicker games.

My favourite p0rn game.