Recent reviews by THE PATRIOT

You need to learn too many things in order to start grinding (Not having fun, grinding). The ingame tutorial is useless, more confusing than anything most of the time. The key bindings they tell you, are wrong. There's some keys/functions they straight up don't tell you about anywhere. I don't care about the amount of content they put into this, it's a BAD tutorial with some game in the middle of it.

Maybe I'll change my review if one day I decide to waste 24h just learning the basics when an actual GOOD tutorial would've made the work.

I remember 5 years ago I could just play and learn the basics without any help, what the hell happened here?

More like Standard Edition but okay.

I want to like this game. However I keep finding more and more reasons to be mad at it.

-Animals are mostly bullet sponges (the aggresive ones more than others) and look like they have rabies or something, always attacking you. At one point I had to kill 10+ (a pack of dogs and a pack of wolves, then an eagle, all coming for me at the same time).
-Most stealth situations are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, impossible with a low level to not alarm everyone in your first steps.
-The human enemy melee attack is basically a kill you free card, don't stand anywhere near an enemy once you're spotted.
-Vehicles also have fall damage, which makes doing cool stunts impossible.
-Grenades have rng damage. Literally.
-The game bugs out when there's too many animal corpses (It gave me the skin of a tiger when I skinned a deer lmao).
-Headshots are non-existent against animals, they'll keep going.
-Everyone is asking for your help always, to the point I just want to kill them to keep doing what I had in mind.
-Checkpoints are random (mostly for side quests), you may be two steps from your objective or 2km away, who knows, you better not die.
-Drunk unconscious guards will wake up as if they were absolutely fine if they hear a shot. I miss Time Splitters 3, since it was somehow more realistic.
-Parachute activates automatically when you're too close to the ground. Let me kill myself, game, it's the only way I'll be entertained now.

To be frank, I just keep playing cause I don't want to feel like I threw away money, I'm better off pirating from now on.

Burnout - Cop Edition.

10/10 for Lambo Boys, of course, why not.

Wolfenstein, Sniper Elite, any Resident Evil with a Wesker boss fight... Killing Nazis never gets old :D

Grindear: El Videojuego.
Sin soporte real para mandos (Yo he intentado de todo y no funciona)
Huye de esta basura y píllate el Hot Pursuit.

If you have a bad connection don't even bother playing solo. The game literally connects you to an online server against bots. I'm sure it's super fun when you have a decent connection but I can't say I can play it. Fun thing is... the tutorial is offline. Why the ♥♥♥♥ did they not put bot matches offline as well?

I liked it until I found out that the difference in difficulty between the first two is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Easy = infinite ammo, one-shot all basic enemies, more health pick-ups and also like 200% extra total health, stealth made useless.
Normal = No ammo, lucky if you have more than 4 bullets at a time. 2-3 shots for every enemy. You die in 2-3 hits.

I can't believe they didn't notice that that huge of a difference between two consecutive difficulties was crap.

If you like action games, just put it on easy and blast through, you're gonna have a fun time. Anything else is total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Also play the first one better.

P.S. The game loves to crash in Sebastian's Room.

Si te gustan de acción, es el juego más dinámico a la hora de disparar-deslizarse-pegarse que he visto (sin contar Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance). No esperes que tenga un gran terror, pero si logra una buena atmósfera donde lo pretende y tiene una historia estúpida pero entretenida. No es un Resident Evil pero si te gustan los tiroteos contra monstruos en 3a persona, cómpralo, tienes horísimas de contenido.

Came here because of the sink-peeing african ninja, stayed for the glory of being able to recreate german soldiers freezing to death. 10/10