Recent reviews by siegfried (creepy little punk)

it's a bugfest that has a dev team with a collective iq of 10

the only fun i've had is camping and tunneling pride flag charm wearers to death

People give this game a lot of undeserved flak because they compare it to Dark Souls WAY too much.

The combat style is similar, but not a copy.

It's also frequently dismissed as "weeb trash" which is pretty annoying as well.

I think that this game is one of the few I've played that is worth it at full price.With great story, great characters with unique backstory, good amount of replayability, innovative combat, there are a lot more positives than negatives.

Pros:
- Character customization
- Great story
- Great characters
- A lot of fun with friends
- Fun and interesting combat
- Fantastic soundtrack
- Aesthetically pleasing

Cons:
- Occasional bugs
- Co-op could use some work
- Slightly repetitive voicelines from companions
-Not a lot of variety when it comes to basic enemies/mobs

About the bosses. I've been hearing a lot that people think the bosses are too easy. If that's the case, I encourage people to try the game solo. It's notably more difficult, as this game was intended for people to play the whole game with a companion.

Closing Statements:

IO IS BEST GIRL. MIDO DID NOTHING WRONG

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css but with cowboys

11/10

>slices a nasty gash in a dude's face, knife sticking out of the top of his head
>doesn't give the slightest ♥♥♥♥ that his arm is off
>still continues to chase me down with a piece of steak
>game of the year

Was joke gifted to me from a friend

Played it unironically

♥♥♥♥♥♥ every girl within the first 3 days I got it

Save me

11/10

You can make your lady character have big boobies and ♥♥♥♥ a robot that has no arms or legs.

11/10

I guess you could call it a ghetto Oblivion but where guns are real.

♥♥♥♥ game. Waste of time. I saw some friends had it so I decided to give it a go. One of the biggest mistakes of my life. It's supposed to be a simulator. But it's a bad one. The game always chooses what you say FOR you instead of you being able to choose. All you do is talk to some edgy chick that you met in highschool that's a downer about everything. Plus waiting for her to type back was extremely tedious. Not to mention hypocritical and guilt-tripping. You're treated like a sucker no matter what you do, and no matter how you play it it's always the same "heartbreaking" ending. You're basically punished for playing this "game". Plus all you do is mash random buttons to have your non existent character type FOR you, once again. Ultimate game of not being able to choose what you do.

Played only for the hat.

11/10