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Recent reviews by The DucK

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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Very very fun game, takes some getting used to as a new player, but ascending the learning curve is pure drugs.
Game has some flaws too at the moment, but I think it's still enough to earn a positive review from me.
Massive IronMace W getting this game back on steam.
Almost 700 hours into this game now (On blacksmith launcher), so let those numbers speak for themselves, spending 30$ to get potentially hundreds of hours of gaming in is absolutely worth IMO
Posted June 8.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
758.4 hrs on record
#fixtf2 #savetf2
The bots have cheated long enough
The bots have spoken no-no words long enough
The bots have scammed long enough
The bots have done all sorts of malicious activities for far long enough
5 years and counting. The bots need to go, an improved anticheat needs to be created.
It is disgusting how long we as a community have had to endure such negligence from Valve
Posted June 3.
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1 person found this review helpful
852.7 hrs on record (700.9 hrs at review time)
I usually play this game for about 15-20 minutes a day.
I also usually lose track of time while playing this game.
I think I like it though, I'll probably play it a little bit more to make sure.
Posted August 28, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3 people found this review funny
60.6 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
Good game.

I only have ~30 hours right now.
Check this review again in a few months I'll probably have over 400 to 600 hours.

As for a proper review. Game Gud. Game free. Get game. Have fun.
Posted June 16, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
13.0 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Crab Game

-Drink Milk
-Play game
-Die Round 1
-Laugh at others dismay
-Repeat
Posted November 28, 2021.
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38 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
7.0 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I poisoned a single rabbit carcass and the ship cook used it to make meat stews.
It got the entire ship in a panic and they killed the cook just to be safe. I dumped the cooks injured body into the cold unforgiving waters of the arctic and then proceeded to finish off anyone who went into the lower deck, pretended that I was dead and that the traitor was the captain... and then noticed I was talking to the captain. Long story short the captain beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of me and I got tossed into wolf infested territory.

Literally 11/10 why wouldn't you buy this game
Posted May 26, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
What can I say? I like loot

7/10 - Fun parody. Better than the actual thing because I get 60 fps and leg meta doesn't exist
Posted January 27, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
152.5 hrs on record (56.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You can play Basketball and tinker with your friends equipment while they are holding it.

10/10 - This game is a banger
Posted January 25, 2021.
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828.6 hrs on record (613.0 hrs at review time)
Naked people with children's voices calling me bad things while dodging rocks and arrows only to run into some guy with an AK and metal armor.

Not sure which fate is worse but this game is 11/10
Posted January 24, 2021.
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111.2 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
I have never felt such mixed emotions of anguish and accomplishment in my life. died 6000 times just to beat the game once, googled it and I got the bad ending. Couldn't have been more heartbroken. This game changes you, these damned little pixels get into your brain, and I don't know if it is a bad thing or not.

11/10 - This game slaps
Posted January 24, 2021.
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