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Q: What is the definition of diplomacy?
A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

I’ve decided to go the way of the cactus

--Water me, give me sunlight and all the things. But ultimately I’ll bloom when I damn well want to. Thank you and ♥♥♥♥ off

I was taught to think before I act l, so if I smack the ♥♥♥♥ outta you, rest assured I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Remember, each day is another chance to be dreadfully dysfunctional

https://matias.ma/nsfw/

Cracker Barrel is the firelink shrine for white people.

A Penguin is just a business goose

http://www.omfgdogs.com/#

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

https://iamawesome.com/

There are two kinds people in this world. Avoid both of them.

Excuse me my good ♥♥♥♥♥, but what seems to be the ♥♥♥♥?

Remember to stay cocacolastic.