Madison:
I'm a bald b*tch, I need chemo!
You're like an autistic child!
Your p*ssy smells like cheese.
I will sh*t in your mouth.
Bean, sh*t on him.
Pop's just not hip with it.
I'm gonna put honey on my nipples.
I'd suck a c*ck for some shrimp alfredo.
I'd fight a gorilla for french onion dip and ruffles right now.
I'm gonna f*ck your corpse.
I love the texture of these nuts.
It's not your fault god put your g-spot in your a*shole

Jackson:
It makes it louder when I pull my ass apart.
I'd let Judy Hopps ride me.
I'm not gonna f*ck the rabbit.
And then they c*m together.
Fourteen inches is two feet.
Oh you're four? Wanna have sex?
F*ck! I farted on my pizza!
My mom ruined me jacking off the other day.
I've always wanted to f*ck my cousin.
You can f*ck my butt cheeks, don't stick it in my a*s.
Froggies are for everyone.
Like actually sh*t yourself, or sh*t your a*s?
Squishmallows ARE my heroin!
I crave drugs.
I can proudly say I'm not attracted to children.
You get the r*pe card!
I'm gonna go organize my squishmallows, I'll be right back.
Think any nazis have attended MineCon because they thought it said Mein Kampf?
I'm choking on a candy cane.
I'll hold onto you.

Max:
There's no way to hold it and not look gay.
If you open your mouth Oreo will lick inside of it.
Don't touch Oreo's d*ck.
Why do you know what a dog vagina looks like.

Leo:
Please lick my stoma.
I showed a bunch of kids my a*shole once.
Muddin’ (verb): Draggin' my big ole hog thru ur a*s.
So like.... does buffalo sauce come from the buffalo tiddy?
Hi my name's alcohol and I just drank a f*ck ton of Leo
I could so win the special olympics, I could beat the f*ck out of some ret*rds.
The night can only go downhill from midget battling.
Damn bro all that nose and you still a mouth breather.
Oh no thank you, only smack for me, I don't like the Devil's lettuce.
People think me and my mom are.... f*ckin.
I like Spotnyeck Flavor.
I juked a kid for his Jordans and he got Yeezys out of it.
She's in heat so she'll let you do anything.
So much c*m to eat, so little time.
They had to play taps for the turd.
He has more hang than I do.
Listen man, I got irritable bowel syndrome, and they're f*cking irritated right now.
I just be swappin' sides.
Your sibling relationship has type II diabetes.
You crit my balls!
He's Lois posting!
He's less of a person, he should make less money.
F*ck off with the thug shaker!
I love f*cking minors.
I'm putting my mom into a nursing home.
Do you wipe or let it crust?
Here was my dilemma, it was dribbling out as I ran towards the light switch.
I turned around real quick and pissed in the tub.
At first I hated it, cause I felt like a f*ckin' redcoat.
Everytime I hear a British accent it makes me wanna dump tea in a harbor.

Seth:
Alright Tony, you want jail time or a Toyota Corolla DX?

Jake:
No, get out of here. That's my hole!
Well technically, she can suck my ass.
Can you imagine a thousand a*sholes all opening at once.

Marcus:
That'd be some spicy pee.

Alex:
It's a butthole!
Whoops babe, I slipped and fell into this man ass.

Justin:
There's no such thing as half-d*ck.

Nana:
Making robots to beat our rocks together for us.

Eric:
Hey kid, did you know I feel bees in my skin?

Sims:
I've been pooping in the dark.
Yeah I left my d*ck in the airman's attic, sorry.
Estonia is my favorite eastern European country.

Gleaves:
I talk to myself a lot, so.

Seib:
There's a reason Seib's got no b*tches.
Doesn't it feel better having that hole filled?
This game is great for backshots.

Latoria:
I am making a femboy for DND.

Lambert:
I am snorting cocaine off a hooker's buttocks.

Jones:
In the sense of gay sex, I'd say f*ck it, fill my belly I'm hungry.

Flores:
Fat you looks more like you than current you.
Don't turn around, I'm getting naked.

Lierley:
I'd suck d*ck for some Reese's.

Cordero:
Sadler loves edging and was a furry all along!

Hill:
I remember my first n-word with Latta.

Padolina:
Maybe someday I'll f*ck a Mr. Beast Burger.
I swear to god, you have to have a degradation kink to enjoy being in the military.
Do not take the furry porn air force zyn.

Savannah:
I told him I sh*t in the tub, so it doesn't really matter.

Hubbard:
He just made her a n*gga! By n*gga I mean brown.
Put my d*ck in his skeletal f*cking sockets.
As a n*gger I do love Skittles.
That's straight out of n*ggalations 30:4.
Just made a c*mshot with cards.

Vega:
It's confirmed, I am the throat goat.
Silly rabbit, guns are for schools