Recent reviews by JustKermit

Utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a sad excuse for a game... The fact that in almost 2024 I can spam the pickup key and it do the animation yet not pickup anything 5 times in a row, and lose gun fights along with hot drop matches because of it.... Lets not even go on about the cheaters they boast about banning yet I see all the time, and the blatant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monetization of this game.

If you want a reliable br that doesn't make you grind your teeth, and has good seasonal rotations then legitimately look into fortnite no-build... I get the stigma is there but it is far more refined, and a much more active/fun time than this sorry excuse for a "Game" that I sadly still play.....

Liked it as a tadpole, and still as hell like it now! Never gets old, and kermit approves!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game since EPIC took over. A ♥♥♥♥ fest full of smurfs, alts, and the next freestyle pro wannabe. Don't waste your time and go play cs2 or something.

[Edited: Since I don't understand why I still try to enjoy this pile of trash.]

Straight fire.... Now where did I leave that last torch at?

The successor to a legendary couch coop game from my childhood.... I love the first, and fell even harder for the second. If they were twins, this would be a love triangle but sadly the first is my ex and now here's my next. I do tend to have kermitment issues these days, but my oh my baby you are so fine.

~Towards the future we head my new love, may our love prosper and our razor hellfire burn true!

Gonna keep it short, sweet, and simple.... Game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I honestly don't understand how you can release such a broken mess ***EVEN AFTER POLISHING IT*** with all the dlc in one neat little trash package.
[My specs]
- i7-8700k
-Rtx 2070
-16GB of ram
There should not be an issue with this game, yet somehow some way i can literally go everywhere else in the damn game except to the cab company for the first ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mission without the game hard crashing with zero error reports...

Go spend your $6 or whatever else on something that actually works, this is just a rehashed abandon ware of a title not worth a single persons time.

[My time spent in game is me staring at the menus or the game files leaving it open trying to figure out what the hell is wrong to no avail here is to me hopefully getting my money back!]

Gotta love this game... Cannot get enough of it sadly and it has become my new addiction as of late XD

Honestly the and i mean "THE" Best alternate history game i have ever and will ever play in my entire life.

Kermit Approved!

To look back on such an [Old but Gold] game like this from my childhood leaves me with so much to talk about... Yet, in short i have always loved this franchise as a child, and to finally have it back in my hands *More or less* just allows me to relive the good old days of sitting on my family computer playing this for hours with no end to fun what so ever.

Gotta say even though i haven't played it much since i've bought it... I will very soon get back into playing my favorite childhood game very soon!