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Recent reviews by crab

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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
how did they mess up this badly
Posted March 16.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
41.8 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
the turret is basically an infinite funny moments generator
Posted December 17, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
186.6 hrs on record (178.6 hrs at review time)
its just so peak
Posted November 22, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
robot :)
Posted August 22, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
66.4 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game for those with thalassophobia but people dont sing sea shanties as much as I would expect
Posted November 15, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Game genuinely sucks. Porn and Gameplay are both bad
The gameplay is a mid numbling annoying rpg with no complexities beyond spamming your strongest non resisted attack and praying that it wont miss. (it will miss a lot because some bosses leave you with a 40% hit rate)
The only porn is select scenes and if you hit an enemy twice with a RNG critical hit you get to see their tits.
Posted July 25, 2021. Last edited July 27, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game helped me get from copper to champion. 10/10
Posted July 23, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
2,015.8 hrs on record (905.0 hrs at review time)
Have you SEEN the tits on that catgirl?
Posted November 11, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
yeah i was in the med bay doing a uh medscan its not me
Posted September 13, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,883.0 hrs on record (1,745.7 hrs at review time)
good i guess
Posted July 4, 2016.
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