Recent reviews by Miss Codependent

MAJOR ORDER COMPLETE
Contain the spread of the Sony Automaton outbreak.

ORDER OVERVIEW
✅Liberate Helldivers 2
L ✅ Review bomb Helldivers 2 on Steam until Sony capitulates

Congratulations Helldivers!

The Automaton menace at Sony headquarters has been destroyed. This is a victory for democracy. Now get back out there, and destroy the enemies of Super Earth!

Nice.

I'm not having fun, but I wanna go again.

10/10

This game has been very fun in the small amount of time I've been able to play it. If you get this game,
I suggest very much playing in the dark, with friends, and only using in-game chat.
As someone who rarely feels any real scare in games, this game in early access has made me jump a few times.
I've never been more excited for the full release of a horror game before.

Just 3 hours in, and I've already been entranced by the world in game. I was fairly late to the party, and have already had quite a few spoilers, however I've had no issues getting into the game.

Pretty fun, and good game so far. I just wish my friends would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy it already so I can allow myself to reset, and continue. I mean honestly who the ♥♥♥♥ comes to the office party and is like "Hey there's this new ♥♥♥♥♥♥' souls-like shooter coming out soon we should all buy it" then as soon as you buy it the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ desides to say ♥♥♥♥ you, I have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person to care for irl rather than play video games with you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DON'T I MATTER AS MUCH, YOU COULDA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DONE ANYTHING TO SHOW YOU CARED BUT THEN YOU GET A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE MICHAEL!?

10/10.

Whenever I make a read based on past actions from my opponent, I get called a piece of ♥♥♥♥ gambler, and a ♥♥♥♥. What a fun game.

Welp, I'm doing what I never thought I'd do. Refunding a Dynasty Warriors game. It's 10 minutes of riding around between every bit of game play. No matter how much emotional attachment I have to the series it will not get me to keep it. I mean, honestly. I would rather they have delayed the game, than publish it in such a state. To be fair to them, they were dipping their toe into non-bargain bin content. Instead of the usual bargain bin game that I would pay 60$ for. But there is no excuse for having so much down time, nor for having 15 fps on a game that has less graphical fidelity than Dark Souls III, or Warframe. As well you have 3 different characters using the same weapon, and move set. Not only having those 3 but having multiple love triangles for weapons. Also, they got rid of Zhang He's claws. F*** that. Never touch his claws. I didn't think they could make a game in a bargain type of series less than I expected. Right, rant over. 3/10

I'm going to be trying this game again, this is the 7th reinstall I've done. I'm trying my best to complete this game, and get through this awful slog. I've played since DW2, and I wanna believe that there is something I'm missing in this game. I wanna believe that there's a reason to enjoy it...


Still sucks.

This game disgusts me, and I hate my obssession with getting all of the trading cards from the games I have.

You can grab luck charms from a fox girl who is holding them super close to her exposed chest... 10/10


I wanna kill myself...

♥♥♥♥ you Dead_Shot Deadpool...