Recent reviews by Canadian Spy (NOT)

"Alright, follow me!"
"Okay."
(Radio) "There is something there!"
(I pause watching the 2 white eyes go back around a corner then do a 180 and run.)
"Don't go that way!"
(My friend, ready to face his demons.)

"I got the new dlc!"
"Nice bro whats new?"
"Oh it adds 3 new legendary lords and a couple new units."
"For how much?"
"About 30 bucks, but it adds more to Tzeentch so I am all for it."

"Oooooo!"
"What?"
"theres a military base! let's go to it!"
"Okay."
"OOOOH, WAIT THATS A PRISON."
"Still good loot."
**walks in**
"I'm dead."
"How?"
"Horde."
"Oh."

"Alright let's make this ship!"
"Lemme set the frame and main components."
"Frame is all done now lets just put all blocks into my build planner..."
"20,000 Steel plate?"
"I have my work cut out on this one."

"Bro! I got the soup gun!"
"I still need to get that thing..."
"Alright lets load up a mission!"
"We in, wait where are you?"
"Crashed..."
"Oh..."

"I got the Contact Beam!"
"Nice bro."
10 mins later.
"I'm mad."
"What enrages you friend?"
"It's a laser now and the alt fire is the charge attack but its not the same. Still fun though."

I may only have known this game for 2 hours but I think I am in love. 1st dead space was the best!

A game my friends and I had... Fr1,Fr2,Me
"The lights went out." Fr1
"FREDDY FAZBEAR?!" Fr2
"It's just the reactor calm down." Me... Also me not even a minute later "THEY ARE TRYING TO BREAK IN!"
"Lemme get on the tur- THEY ARE ALREADY IN!" Fr1
"Who is in? DEAR GOD! FREDDY FAZBEAR?" Fr2
The Mudraptor peering in from the hole in the hull :)

"Ay!"
"What?"
"Be careful of that corner there is some big angry men waiting for you..."
"I don't hear anyth- OH GOOD HEAVENS!" 4 Necromorphs just round the corner.

"Hey! Don't touch that!"
"Why Not?"
"That is a boss bro."
"Hehe..." Throws 10 pieces of dynamite.

"So Uh... Why is the ground shaking?" "And where is our exploration team?" "And Uh? Why do I hear distance metal clanking together." Dear god it's THE skeletons.