Recent reviews by (FLEMING) Viktor Bout

Never has killing French people felt so good

Went around in a gimp suit pissing in the face of women, beheaded them with a spade and used their head as a ball for my dog to fetch.

Then came home and played POSTAL2

Ghandi nuked my civilisation

10/10

-Picked the UK
- Decides to tax the poor and not tax the rich to keep their support
- Gets assassinated by a bunch of wealthy capitalists

-Played the UK again
-Legalised the ability for all my citizens to purchase assault rifles
- Got assassinated by the liberals

-Played the UK yet again
-Passed a law which prevented discrimination against racial and ethnic groups
-Got assassinated by the blacks

-Played the UK for the final time
-Decided to turn the country into a totalitarianist state, forces everyone to sing the national anthem, outlaw homosexualty and allowed the inteligence services to access peoples web history.
-Got relected

Democracy has failed us

About to lose to the AI when playing under the expert difficulity.

Quickly searched for cheats, spawned in a f*ucking monster truck and ran down all my enemies.

11/10 would monster truck the AI again

Went on a multiplayer game for the first time and played as the Prussians against someone who was playing as the British.

At the start of the battle I had my army slowly advance towards the enemy. I then saw on the chat: 'I am going all Palestenian on your ass'. Suddenly a wave of rockets came from the sky and wiped out several of my infantry groups. A few moments later and my army was in retreat. Lost the battle and realised the guys entire army was made up of rocket launchers.

9/11 would get f*ucked by some Chinese rockets again.

Joined an American server to find myself in the company of a bunch of Patriotic rednecks making racist jokes about blacks, anti-semetic jokes about the jews, xenophobic jokes about the Mexicans while playing Southern Rock songs in the background.

Came out of that room 4 hours later and turned into a Republican.

11/10 Would worship the 1st Amendment again

I think the amount of hours I have put into this game alone is all you need to know about what I think about it.

Do you want to be a bandit and take someone hostage, and rob them?
Do you want to troll someone so badly that they will cry?
Do you want to kill a full geared guy so that they would cry for an hour?
Do you want to blow up a gas staation?
Do you want to kill noobs?
Do you want to betray a full geared person so that they will cry for an hour?
Do you want to klill freshspawns, and make them go rage?
Do you want to rape someone ingame for the first time?
Do you want massacre people and leave the bodies on the streets?
Do you want to handcuff someone and force feed them then rape and then leave them to be killed by zombies?
Do you want to exucute someone?
Do you want to bribe someone so that they will kill their mate for some stuff?
Do you want to creep someone out?
Do you want group up with like 8 people?
Do you want to save someone from being killed by Bandits?
Do you want to kill and entire squad of people?
Do you want to join a group on Steam with lots of members who schedules an event for lightly armed players to meet and wait for about 20 people to come to the place, and you kill 10 of them with your friends and take the rest as hostages?

Well if all or most of that is a yes then you want to play this game, to me it is one of my favourite games.

Very fun game, especially for people who like aircraft games it has loads of different planes to fly. Including bombers fighters and ground attack planes, the graphics as well are very good.