「G45」-«Stocke»
Stocke   United States
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I like Gunpowder, Alcohol, Video Games, and Weeb ♥♥♥♥.
The "E" in my name is silent, it is pronounced "st-OCK"


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The Monolith of Quotes.
-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw5luippwiI -- THIS VIDEO IS MY LIFE.
"They need to be Dead. Dead and Gay" - Sunshyne in regards to her enemies.
"Ehhhhh, I wouldn't." -Krasion in regards to ???
"AVG may suck but at least we've got Avast!" - Maxis 010 playing Windward
"WHATS WITH YOU AND YOUR LOGICAL RESPONSES TO MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROBLEMS IN A VIDEO GAME?" - Joe in regards to Stocke
"UNINHIBITED CHOWDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" -Jerr in regards to Palpatine
"SKELETOOR? HEMAN? SKELE-HEMA-SKELETORRRR?" -Joe & Stocke
"UP THE SHUT ♥♥♥♥!" -Kipper
"EXCUSE ME, you are pushing my ignite button" -Stocke
"I HAD TO TALK TO XVOLT! THE ROOM GOT TOO BIG! AND NOW I'M PLAYING THIS!?!?" -Kipper
"I will never Foget." -Starfox 6664
"The Ass is TANGIBLE!" - Joe
"Lights turn off. OCTOPUS INTENSIFIES." -Stocke
"Sticker, Sticker, Sticker, Sticker..." -Random ass Mexican lady at my old job for 4 hours straight.
"TheOtherJoe: id like a blunt and a ♥♥♥♥♥ fam but im sitting here sober and lonely
TheOtherJoe: fill life." -Joe in League of Legends.
"I like you, you're sharp, sharp like a marble." -Drill Sergent J.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay Bye." -Sgt. W. over a Military Radio during a live Fire Mission.
"I'M SO SALTY... I'M LIKE NOT SAFE FOR DIABETIC SALTY! -Zach at Naruto Filler
WHAT DID I EVEN DO!?!? I'M SITTING HERE TRYING TO DRAW A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FLAG!" -Sam in regards to Joe.
"ITS NOT EVEN IN THE SAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOOD GROUP, YOU CUCK!" -Joe in regards to Zach over how bad he is at maps.
"So we KEEEEEEEEEEL the Sticky Jalepeno." -Zach in regards to R6S
"I BOUGHT YOU TWO MOVIE TICKETS, AND DINNER! I BASICALLY PAID FOR A ♥♥♥♥ I NEVER GOT!" -Stocke in Regards to Zach's "What have you done for me lately?"
17:46 - Contrariwise: I'll be gay with you -Sunshyne in Regards to me.
Ranger Up, Spades Down. -2LT. P
"I thought he was a her the whole time." -Spc. D. in Regards to his Adventure.
Sobi is the only Assassin I'm good at. -OkamiRyu
"Six Minutes for Six Souls." -Stocke in Regards to Zachs Transgressions
"I just came back from the rib place, and my hands smell of man-meat." -Xvolt in regards to his "Tastes."
"It's okay. I'll just take a ride on the 50 Action Express down to the Battery..." -Me in regards to not having a Ride back to the Battery.
"A machete was already in my mouth." -Saber in regards to the Great Jungle.
""We Love You Xvolt."" -Eschina Ryder in regards to our love for Xvolt.
"I thought Butt-Pirate meant like... a lower class Pirate. Like ya'know how there's like noble pirates and ♥♥♥♥?" -Xvolt in regards to his Butt-Pirate adventure.
"I'm Rey! Rey Star Wars!" -Joe after he slid his happy ass into the waters of Kamino
"The Red Flag is GOING UP! So many!" -Venator in regards to ???
"I didn't know we were talking about BDSM, I thought you needed a Raid Sub!" -Xvolt
"Imagine getting cucked by the clickit-or-ticket signs." -Stocke in regards to Okami's plight in life.
"It will not hurt you, it will just hurt you." -Josh's insight on DC
"JACKPOT, I CHOOSE YOU!" -Xvolt in his quest for glory.
"I want to get one VORE off before this happens." -Venator in regards to his fight against the Monkeys.
"I swam in, and drank Cr1tikals Water" -Xvolt in regards to Aqua.
"This thing LITERALLY has an emergency ♥♥♥♥ release button." -Venator in regards to his personal pleasure device.
"You are an affront to God, and a disgrace to the Human Race." -a Random in a HotS game.
"Do you think women sit around and compare their ♥♥♥♥ sizes like we do?" -Xvolt in regards to his V Card permanence.
"No... He is pitiful." -Zach in regards to the Great Extinction.
"Women have gotten too comfortable" -Beeter in regards to "El Sociadad"
"Suicide is the preparatory command." -DS W.H. in regards to suicide awareness.
"You're the reason I hate you" -FreakWency in regards to his unending love, and support for me.
"39 Hours of NIOH 2" -The actions of Zach which shall not be forgotten.
"I thought he could handle it." -Okami after smiting Venator.
"It's like Garlic Bread for your ♥♥♥♥♥!" -FreakWency in regards to his piercing hands.
"I would Jack-off... ツ" -Xvolt in regards to his on-mic habits.
"What is the recommended dose of Penis Envy?" -Devyn, in regards to his "Chocolate" Dosage.
"The Barret wasn't the only thing he shot off that day" -Hammerhead, in regards to Joe and Hammerheads range adventure.
"...So my friend taught me how to measure my ♥♥♥♥ today." -Xvolt, in regards to his "Hiking Buddies"
"WHO WOKE IT UP?" -Sothis after waking up the Daemonhost.
Comments
Zoinks! Feb 18, 2018 @ 10:32pm 
B O C K :balloon:
Zoinks! Dec 3, 2017 @ 1:10am 
WAAAAAAAH!!!
Zoinks! Oct 29, 2017 @ 7:27pm 
Let me tell you the story about the shoes with brains. We do a lot of pioneering science here in Australia, and one of the inventions was AI shoes also known as "shoes with brains". Well, one of my friends got a pair. They were great for him, you see... he was a bit of a party animal, but when he couldn't remember the way home or something, they'd walk him home. But they were too smart - they wanted more out of 'life'. So one day, they stole out in the middle of the night and stole his car. They wanted to see the world. They couldn't see to drive, though, and crashed into a river. They 'died'. My friend was really torn up about it, you see, and he went to see this priest about it. And the priest told him that they went to heaven - do you know why?

Because, as it turns out, shoes have soles.
Zoinks! Jun 29, 2016 @ 8:50pm 
And Gay?
Zoinks! Jun 29, 2016 @ 8:15pm 
They need to be Dead.
Venator Jul 28, 2015 @ 9:11am 
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