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421.1 hrs on record (241.1 hrs at review time)
its ok
Posted November 22, 2017.
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62.1 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
Wtf happend??
Posted November 25, 2016.
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0.1 hrs on record
PART I
IT WAS A PLEASURE TO BURN
IT was a special pleasure to see things eaten, to see things blackened and changed. With the
brass nozzle in his fists, with this great python spitting its venomous kerosene upon the world,
the blood pounded in his head, and his hands were the hands of some amazing conductor playing
all the symphonies of blazing and burning to bring down the tatters and charcoal ruins of history.
With his symbolic helmet numbered 451 on his stolid head, and his eyes all orange flame with
the thought of what came next, he flicked the igniter and the house jumped up in a gorging fire
that burned the evening sky red and yellow and black. He strode in a swarm of fireflies. He
wanted above all, like the old joke, to shove a marshmallow on a stick in the furnace, while the
flapping pigeon-winged books died on the porch and lawn of the house. While the books went up
in sparkling whirls and blew away on a wind turned dark with burning.
Montag grinned the fierce grin of all men singed and driven back by flame.
He knew that when he returned to the firehouse, he might wink at himself, a minstrel man, burntcorked,
in the mirror. Later, going to sleep, he would feel the fiery smile still gripped by his face
muscles, in the dark. It never went away, that. smile, it never ever went away, as long as he
remembered.
He hung up his black-beetle-coloured helmet and shined it, he hung his flameproof jacket neatly;
he showered luxuriously, and then, whistling, hands in pockets, walked across the upper floor of
the fire station and fell down the hole. At the last moment, when disaster seemed positive, he
pulled his hands from his pockets and broke his fall by grasping the golden pole. He slid to a
squeaking halt, the heels one inch from the concrete floor downstairs.
He walked out of the fire station and along the midnight street toward the subway where the
silent, air-propelled train slid soundlessly down its lubricated flue in the earth and let him out
with a great puff of warm air an to the cream-tiled escalator rising to the suburb.
Whistling, he let the escalator waft him into the still night air. He walked toward the comer,
thinking little at all about nothing in particular. Before he reached the corner, however, he
slowed as if a wind had sprung up from nowhere, as if someone had called his name.
The last few nights he had had the most uncertain feelings about the sidewalk just around the
corner here, moving in the starlight toward his house. He had felt that a moment before his
making the turn, someone had been there. The air seemed charged with a special calm as if
someone had waited there, quietly, and only a moment before he came, simply turned to a
shadow and let him through. Perhaps his nose detected a faint perfume, perhaps the skin on the
backs of his hands, on his face, felt the temperature rise at this one spot where a person's
standing might raise the immediate atmosphere ten degrees for an instant.
Posted June 24, 2016.
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0.0 hrs on record
Memes?
Posted May 30, 2016.
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0.1 hrs on record
most realistic simulator of 2015























9/11
Posted December 30, 2015.
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186.8 hrs on record (79.9 hrs at review time)
Fun game. The only issue is that I bought the Ultimate Edition and none of the dlc came with it :( Advice?
Posted October 24, 2015.
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420.6 hrs on record (69.0 hrs at review time)
Great multiplayer!
Posted April 19, 2015. Last edited May 12, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
How about no.
Posted March 8, 2015.
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6.1 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Yes.
Posted November 20, 2014. Last edited November 23, 2017.
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