1 UltimateGabs isn't expensive, expensive is UltimateGabs.

2 At school, the teachers used to raise their hands to speak to UltimateGabs.

3 A village named a bridge UltimateGabs, but they had to change it because nobody crosses UltimateGabs!

4 A Teammate nearly friendly-fired UltimateGabs by mistake, even though UltimateGabs was never hit, the teamamte reported himself to Valve and asked to be perma banned.

5 When Alexander graham bell invented the telephone in 1847, he discovered two missed calls from UltimateGabs.

6 When UltimateGabs looks at the sun, the sun has to close it's eyes.

7 UltimateGabs' father's name is UltimateGabs Jr.

8 UltimateGabs once woke up late and.... Sorry UltimateGabs is never late, the clock must be wrong.

9 UltimateGabs once came to a comp game late, and Valve punished the other players for coming early.

10 UltimateGabs never has a heart attack, nothing is stupid enough to attack UltimateGabs.

11 When UltimateGabs comes to your house, you are the guest.

12 When UltimateGabs buys something, the cashier pays him.

13 UltimateGabs doesn't run on grass, the grass runs under him.

14 UltimateGabs once took a lie detector test, the machine confessed everything to him.

15 When UltimateGabs mom gave birth to UltimateGabs,UltimateGabs helped deliver himself.

16 When UltimateGabs left his home to play Counter Strike professionally, he told his dad: ''you are the man of the house now.''

17 UltimateGabs killed two rocks with one bird.

18 UltimateGabs is the only man who pockets even when Unclad.

19 When UltimateGabs calls your name wrongly, you are to change it to whatever he says.

And thats UltimateGabs.