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1 person found this review helpful
2,085.0 hrs on record (1,000.2 hrs at review time)
meh.
Posted February 1, 2021.
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81.8 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
10/10 would snake the Allies as France again.
Posted January 19, 2019.
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30.3 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
Summary of my life with Planetary Annihilations

>Bought original PA
>Ignored for 1 year
>Saw PA:Titans
>isntthisthesame.jpg
>Bought anyway because loved the few hours I spent on PA
>Ignored until 2017
>Booted up after 2 full years of not playing with a friend and loads of AI
>5 planet system
>1 metal planet. Remember this, important.
>Spawned on small barren planet
>Wiped out all resistance on said planet
>Friend and I establish truce.
>No idea where he is, so start to get paranoid.
>Establish the orbital net
>Colonised Gas Giant
>Building massive amounts of those teleporter titans
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>Campaign going well
>Too well
>Noticed someone charging up the massive metal planet laser
>oshit.gif
>Wipes out other planet with 2 other AI on it
>Immediately panic
>Send entire fleet and army over
>Leave commander in orbit over gas giant
>Defended by a 'honour guard' fleet
>Notice metal planet charging again
>oshit2.gif
>Try to destroy one of the charging arms before it fires
>Almost there
>nope.jpg
>Lost game because gas giant planet blew up
>Still have an army about 3 times the size of my friend's en route to metal planet to ♥♥♥♥ his ♥♥♥♥ up
>Lost game because gas giant planet blew up... With my commander still on it

Solid game. 10/10 would destoy friendships again.
Posted July 22, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.0 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
>Saw on YouTube
>Started to tap along to the video
>Bought game because it was itching at me
>Booted up game
>Played first level
>Died immediately
>Repeated about 60+ times in one shot
>Ended with 62.4
>Smashed keyboard
>Bought new keyboard
>Smashed keyboard
>Bought newer keyboard
>Passed level 64.1
>Saw a C grade.
>Repeat another 60+ times
>A+ Grade
>Repeat for levels 64.2 and 64.3

I'm trying to do it for 64.4 but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is this game hard and so worth it.
Posted July 5, 2017.
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56.1 hrs on record (30.2 hrs at review time)
The Original post is available at my newly revamped blog.

Original review: Not recommended.

The reason for this stands at the old post. I will not rehash history. Go read it for yourself.
I will however, take an excerpt from the post.


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The pacing and content of the story in GTA V are perfect and the open world is expansive, rich, diverse and alive, but all of this only serves to promote arguably the biggest aspect of GTA V’s success. Mods. GTA Online, [however] is a massive pile of microtransaction-laden horse excrement, and Take Two and Rockstar have not recognised that pushing more and more updates that only add to the slog are not the cause of this longevity but is quite possibly the actions that end up killing the Online community.

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That is all. Have a nice day.
Posted June 15, 2017. Last edited August 12, 2017.
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48.1 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Whenever someone asks me "What is your favourite RTS of all time?", I splash in their faces this absolute beauty of a game.
Sure, when I first started, I had no clue what to do, but as with every other game, it's a challenge, an adventure, and by god is this game one giant adventure filled with massive armies clashing and nukes exloding left and right. Heck, this game has more explosions than a Michael Bay film. The four, when I say four I really mean 3+1, tech levels in this game need to be brought out at pinpoint moments in the game, if not, you'll just lose since your enemy has more T1 Light Assault Bots than you even though you have five T2 tanks. The best part about this is that everything has been moved to the community since GPG basically died off after SupCom 2. Forged Alliance Forever is the greatest community driven project I have ever seen in my entire life. Mods after mods after mods and a matchmaking system that ACTUALLY WORKS.
Summary of Forged Alliance Forever: Tired of playing ranked matches and losing every single time? Find a lobby with a huge load of mods (or create your own) and fight people in massive wars with stupid, stupid amounts of resources. Tired of THAT? Play the original Forged Alliance Campaign with the same mods! Heck, Forged Alliance Forever even includes the original SupCom campaign (You have to own SupCom 1 first obviously) but with the same improvements, unit additions, improvements and mods that are run and can be run on Forged Alliance forever.

Final Verdict: This has been my most favourite Real-Time-Strategy in the world. Not even Planetary Annihilation can compare to this. Not enough depth I feel. Thus, this game gets a full 10/10 from me. Seriously, if you haven't bought this and downloaded FAF yet, DO IT NOW OR I WILL HATE YOU.
Jk, I don't even know you. But seriously
Posted November 18, 2014.
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1,281.7 hrs on record (43.6 hrs at review time)
its good i guess idk
Posted March 2, 2013. Last edited August 28, 2020.
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