Strefsils
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Basic rules:
1) Trading only within the Steam trade window.

2) Any other place: "middlemen", "off-site", "cash"? I won't even consider.

3) Put up an offer through trade with a message indicating request to add friend, all direct friend requests will be blocked.

4) If you have TTV in your name, you're a massive fa-g.

5) If I'm online in CS:GO, I'm AFK!

6) Dead games are not approved.

7) Chinq-Chonqs are instantly blocked.
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the man, the myth, the Samurai.
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419 Hours played
13th September 2017 Review

This game needs more optimisation than ever. I recommend you not to buy this game YET as it is still in its early stages, hence it won't run smoothly on a decent system. FPS ranges from 25-40FPS on my system, commonly ending up in the lower end of this spectrum. (I don't have a spectacular $10k gaming rig with liquid nitrogen cooling or some other sort of alien tech attached so I lay down my reason for my crappy FPS in an FPS, having a decent system.)

- Uses up probably 70%+ of your RAM while in game, 60% is already used when queueing up for a game, and crashes every few games because of low memory. (I had 10GB)
In this case, I only had the game on with only Discord on. The moment I turn on any additional browser/software, game crashes.
- Random audio and FPS stutters, so I usually get killed typically in all 1v1 CQCs.
- Vehicles are still bugged sometimes, gets stuck inside a tree or house.

* will only give a good rating after OPTIMISATION is done right. *

18th October 2017 Review

I wonder if Bluehole is going to listen to 99% of players who are currently being taken a ♥♥♥♥ on by the game due to lag, netcode, server performance etc etc...or the 1% elite tryhard cashers with $99k gaming rigs who says this game is already the best in performance because they don't have trash computers like us?

I swear there's always those 3-man china dog squad trying to teamkill you every single solo squad game.

28th October 2017 Review

♥♥♥♥ me this game still has connection issues. (I'm on wired and optical fibre internet) Oh right, Bluehole is already doing so. Since they already have a separate team for PUBG's dev only, why not use those brains to fix exisiting problems instead of creating new ones?

4th December 2017 Review

* FINALLY AFTER 10 MILLION CENTURIES *

PUBG finally used their brains and decided to fix optimisation. And finally I can give this game a good rating. Receiving 30-60fps on a non-SSD laptop with decent specs on lowest resolution. At least playable.

17th January 2018 Review

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17th February 2018 Review

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8th May 2018 Review

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And why the ♥♥♥♥ did you disable PUBG item trading in Steam?! So this means that, if you can't earn money from our personal trading, means we can't earn money too?! When there's already about 35 million copies bought of PUBG, still not enough? PLAYERUNKNOWN do something about your ♥♥♥♥♥ company at least!

23th May 2018 Review

The sound update that we all knew before BUG-G decided to make an announcement telling 'HEY GUYS WE FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS NEW SOUND THAT YOU GUYS MAY NOT CARE ABOUT!' shows how incompetent they are.

28th May 2018 Review

'PUBG developer admits it has 'fallen short' on performance improvements'

When you're so incompetent and money-minded...

25th July 2018 Nearly 2 months of not playing this game...

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Hackers Encountered

https://youtu.be/6V7kXC62mF4 (SEA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq-nAYGKN9o (Asia)

Evidence of PUBG Developers being money-minded trash dogs
https://imgur.com/a/xGdXF4f

Don't buy, dead game.
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30th October update:

WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ IS MATCHMAKING SO BROKEN?

still broken.
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