SwaffelSmurf
Maastricht, Limburg, Netherlands
 
 
 
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Biography
Once upon a time, in the ancient annals of history, the art of swaffeling thrived. Adam and Eve were said to have practiced it playfully, and even the Romans delighted in its indulgence during their long journey through the desert. The Jews, too, found joy in the act.

However, as time passed and the world evolved, the noble art of swaffeling was forgotten during the early Middle Ages. It seemed as though the phenomenon had been lost to the sands of time, leaving many to lament its absence.

But fate had other plans. In the heart of The Netherlands, on a lively booze-holiday, a group of spirited souls known as the Sjengen stumbled upon the secrets of swaffeling. They embarked on a quest to rediscover this forgotten art and dedicated themselves to perfecting it.

During their merry escapades, one of the Sjengen earned a peculiar nickname, "SwaffelSmurf," a testament to their prowess in the art they had embraced.

From that moment on, SwaffelSmurf and the Sjengen traveled far and wide, spreading laughter and delight through their swaffeling antics. They rekindled the joy of this ancient practice, bringing back smiles to faces long untouched by its peculiar charm.

In the modern world, SwaffelSmurf became a legend, as stories of their adventures reached far and wide. They showed that sometimes, even in the unlikeliest of circumstances, lost treasures of the past can resurface, enriching lives and bringing people together through laughter and merriment.

So, the tale of SwaffelSmurf lives on, a reminder that the most unexpected moments can lead to rediscovery and the revival of ancient joys, leaving a legacy of smiles that lasts for generations to come.
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Wow! This is probably the best game I've ever played. The story about Amicia and Hugo de Rune is quite memorable. The characters are very realistic. Hugo is a child and needs to be protected for the guards, while Rodric is a big man who can take out heavily armored guards. The game is a little bit short. I played 15 hours in total, but I think it is possible to complete the game in less then 10 hours. Since I got this one in a nice bundle together with Greedfall it is definitely worth the money.

The game will save automatic. When you wan't to get all the collectibles that can be frustrating. When you walk a little bit to far the game saves automatically and there is no way to return for collectibles. The only way would be to restart the chapter.

It's not very interesting to replay the story when your done with the game. There is no different storyline depending on the choices you make. It feels more like a tv-show/movie since the story is very strong. Also the soundtrack is amazing!

The combat system could be better, more like the Assassin's Creed-games. It is very simplistic, through the chapters you learn some new abilities to use.

Pros:
- Very strong story;
- Story is quite emotional;
- Soundtrack is amazing;

Cons:
- The game is quite short (+/- 10 hours gameplay);
- Autosave will make it hard to get collectibles;
- You probably won't play the game a second time;
- Combat system is simplistic;

9/10
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Created by - SwaffelSmurf and BlackMania
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PC Hardware
Motherboard: Asus ROG Strix X570-E Gaming
GPU: AMD Radeon RX 6900 XT
CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X Boxed
CPU Cooling: Cooler Master MasterLiquid ML360R RGB
PSU: Asus ROG Thor 850W
RAM: Corsair Vengeance RGB Pro SL CMH32GX4M2D3600C18
SSD: 2x Samsung 970 EVO 1TB
Case: Asus ROG Strix Helios GX601

Screen: Xiaomi Mi Curved Gaming Monitor 34"
Audio: Razer Leviathan Sound Bar
Keyboard: Razer Huntsman (Qwerty US, Zilver) Gears of War 5 Edition
Mouse: Razer Deathadder V2
Headset: Razer Thresher Ultimate Wireless

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SPAWN532 Apr 15 @ 9:06am 
+REP SwaffelSmurf is an amazing trader, recommended!:cozyspaceengineersc:
Bl@ckToolz Dec 31, 2023 @ 5:21am 
:UT2004health::R::XenoE::XenoP:, excellent trader, recommended !! .:Upvoter::correctamundo:
RGameFire Dec 30, 2023 @ 2:32am 
++rep very good and fast trader(P) - highly recommended!
Fint™ Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:07am 
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pusspeepers Dec 22, 2023 @ 12:02pm 
trustworthy and reliable +Rep
chantalcx Aug 11, 2023 @ 9:32am 
+rep, thanks for fast and friendly tradings done