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34.1 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You're a nasty little sewage boy, aren't you Dr. Freeman?
Posted May 6.
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1 person found this review helpful
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220.0 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
This game is for you if:
- You have ever watched Starship Troopers and thought to yourself, "Man I wish this movie had some ODSTs in it."
- You have an immense hatred for insects and Neuralink patients
- You're sexually attracted to military ordnance
- You think the war-crimes outlined in the Geneva Convention are merely a suggestion
- You have an insatiable drive to spread DEMOCRACY
- You stare at yourself in the mirror and repeatedly say "I'm doing my part".

In all seriousness, its a great game. Fun with friends or randoms, and I love the community war feature. Can't wait to see what additional content the Devs add in.
Posted February 14.
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128.3 hrs on record (65.9 hrs at review time)
This game gave me Tinnitus, I now feel fully immersed.

10/10 would develop hearing loss again.
Posted September 28, 2023.
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9.4 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you have ever wanted a truly tactical shooter than Due Process is a must have. Pre-planning, Communication, and Limited Equipment all add a level of challenge/excitement to this game that is seriously lacking in other "tactical" shooters like R6 and CS. There is no other feeling like when a plan is executed perfectly and you clean sweep an entire map without losing a man. Seriously, GET. THIS. GAME.
Posted November 1, 2020.
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233 people found this review helpful
65 people found this review funny
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23.3 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Listen to my tale of Deep-Sea Dangers:
- I am a simple Mechanical Engineer
- I keep all things mechanical running, as well as repair the hull when it gets damaged with my welding torch
- Simple routine delivery mission, nothing to hard for a crew of 6 right? (Anything but right)
- En route to delivery point, about 1500 meters out. When suddenly ALARMS!
- Captain reports flooding in lower deck, hull breaches in two ballast tanks
- Everyone rushes for Diving Suits, I strap mine on and descend into the flooded corridors of the Sub looking for Hull Damage
- Find Hull Damage and start repairs, water has flooded two decks now. Hear over radio the Medic has drowned... poor bastard
- Fix hull damage and get word of outer hull damage near the Sub's turbine engine
- Grab a Water Scooter and go outside, bring the Security Officer Aaron as back up
- I start repairing the hull and turbine, radio Aaron who is near airlock and asks if he is alright
- No response from Aaron
- Ask again "Aaron everything good over there man?"
- No response again
- Jet over on water scooter towards airlock
- Headlight from water scooter illuminates red in the water
- Arms, Legs, Intestines... everything that was once Aaron is now floating in the water like Chum
- Enter airlock and go to radio that Aaron was killed to the crew
- Suddenly attacked from behind by large alien before the airlock closes
- it locks in the airlock with me, all I have is a wrench and screwdriver to defend myself
- begin beating and stabbing creature as I dual wield a wrench and screwdriver, screaming "HELP ME, TOP AIRLOCK" into my radio
- Get knocked unconscious, heavy bleeding, multiple broken bones
- Friends come, kill creature and pull me out of the airlock alive but barely
- Watch friends attempt CPR to keep me alive for 8 minutes as I lay there dying
- Succumb to my wounds
- Friends jettison me into the void and my body is torn to pieces by demonic fish

100/10 would be eaten by Demon Fish again
Posted June 29, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
27.9 hrs on record (17.9 hrs at review time)
This is a game that I had wanted since it released on the PS4 and as soon as I saw that it had come to Steam I bought it immediately. Detroit: Become Human has seriously impressed me, the story is phenomenal and in my opinion is one of the best and most original story-lines I have ever had the pleasure of playing through. I don't know if I've grown soft in my 20's but certain parts of this game made me tear up, or left me grinning like an idiot. The story was also realistic from viewing the social response by Humans both from just the lore of the game and throughout the game as you continue to make choices and change the direction of the story (Which there are many different paths throughout the story)

The graphics and animations are also great, the cutscenes and gameplay are fantastic. There isn't a single thing I don't like about this game. I plan on going back and taking different routes through the story just to see what happens. I highly recommend this game to those who like single players games and are looking for one with an absolutely amazing story.
Posted June 23, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
166.5 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I do recommend this game, I have played about 8 hours of this game. The rest of the time has been spent trying to get into the game as the Devs are having some very serious server issues, which is something that can be fixed. This Dev team has been amazingly responsive through twitter to the community and have been giving constant updates. In the update videos the release the Devs look like they haven't slept in days as they are working their hearts out to fix the server issues. The core gameplay is what we should be judging this game on, not the server issues, and let me tell you the core gameplay is AMAZING. I have had so much fun in the short amount of time I have been able to play, and I can't wait to play more. I will be patient with this game, it does not deserve to review bombed like it currently is. The Dev team is a small Indie Development team that is working the best it can to resolve the current issues. If you have played this game, even if for a short amount of time, and had fun then please leave a Good Review. I recommend buying this game in a week from now once the majority of the server issues are fixed.
Posted March 29, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
206.0 hrs on record (58.6 hrs at review time)
At first I didn't give Witcher 3 a chance, I was new to the witcher series and it all felt strange to me. I played for an hour and refunded the game. But after a friend of mine told me I should give it another chance I did and now im seriously addicted, I love this game. Every quest has some kind of a story, it isn't like other RPG's where secondary or side quests take you like 10 minutes to complete and feel unappealing. I like seeing how my choices affect the world and I like seeing the world progress as I play through the game. This game is honestly beginning to come between me and my college assignments, I should probably stop but I won't. I highly recommend this game if you like RPG's and are looking for a good singleplayer game.
Posted January 17, 2017.
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1,425.0 hrs on record (436.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
In Rust it doesn't matter if you like PvP or not, there is plenty to do for everyone. If you like PvP gather your group, gear up with Assualt Rifles and explosives and go raid other players bases for their precious loot. On the other hand if you don't like PvP you can Build Huge bases and compounds, Hunt a variety of wildlife, Farm Pumpkins and Corn (More crops coming soon), Engineer machines to collect ores and oil, and explore the map. The Devs at Facepunch are very active and responsive to the community by updating the game every friday and releasing their DevBlogs on playrust.com. By far its a great game in my opinion and with the introduction to Electricty and vehicles coming very soon! It is going to keep getting better and better.
Posted July 27, 2015.
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87.1 hrs on record (39.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Reign of Kings is an amazing medieval survival game, it has a very brutal combat system (Similiar to Chivalry) where there is a chance to decapitate or delimb your enemy. You can also capture people to imprison them or execute them, and Seige weapons make raiding very fun and exciting. Personally this is one of the best Early Access games I've played in a very long time and since I have a very large group of friends who have the game it makes this game a lot more fun then it already is. Keep in mind there will be bugs, this game is currently in Alpha and if your planning on hosting a server please, please, please wipe your server when the Devs recommend you to do so after an update. If you don't the server becomes very glitchy and your chests can disappear and your work stations can stop working and a friend of mine even lost 3 inventory slots! But all in all it is a very fun game and I say its worth $20.
Posted March 24, 2015.
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