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11.3 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
I've participated in two network tests, and I've played since day one. If I was rating my network test experience, I'd recommend it but to also keep an eye out on connection issues. I shouldn't have to change my DNS to play this game, I shouldn't get lobbies where the teams have failed to be formed. I shouldn't get moments when I launch matchmaking and I'm booted out without any message. I shouldn't receive "match making failed".

I shouldn't experience these issues for such a long wait for launching, but yet I do. This is undercooked, and needs to go back into the kitchen to be handled properly because this is absurd.
Posted June 4, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.3 hrs on record
I gave it a go and my first mission I did I had a toxic enforcer player going "die bih don't talk to me while I kill you" and then later on go that they're stressed out and can't handle when I ask them simple questions much later on. It's... something and this player basically encompasses how I feel about APB Reloaded. It can be fun, like a group of low ranking players doing missions, then it's just a confusing mess.

The guns are locked behind MASSIVE amounts of progression that you can sidestep if you whip out your wallet and for a game that is teetering on the brink of death and being alive, it's not worth it. If there was a way to help new players and give them a fighting chance in terms of gearing them up with comparable guns and actually had them facing other new players to help them get accustomed to it all, that'd be great. But yeah in the end, it's not worth new players, the remaining player base is veterans who have nothing better to do than do missions against low level players or farm each other for skill lines.
Posted January 2, 2023.
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5.7 hrs on record
haha horse go neigh
Posted November 22, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record
I got the game, I liked what I saw in videos. I want to like the game, I do, but my 2 hours is just from playing the Tutorial primarily. Very little of that time is from doing three missions. I am glad that the tutorials are voiced, but the building outline is very thick and hard to make out the placement of the block you have. Keyboard and mouse based building is a bit weird, it's better to use BOTH in my experience. The voice acting was a bit... run of the mill, generic? I don't know how to word it properly, I do apologize.

I feel like the gameplay needs to be more intuitive and have the player be able to figure out things themselves without having to go through a Naval Engineering cert course. I think I like the idea of the game, but not the game itself, a shame, but oh well.
Posted June 25, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
I bought this game and the dripped out Guts costume because the man's drippy and I like Berserk! Obviously got it on sale, because it's over priced for an old Koei Tecmo game.

Bruh. Kentaro Miura the homie forever, but ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥. RIP Kentaro Miura.
Posted September 10, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
39.7 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Ultrakill is so far fun for being early access. All of Act 1 is available and they have a demo and the best part is that this game has spread due to word of mouth completely. Act 2 is and it was great, loved it, truly amazing and I cannot wait for the new enemy type. I'm scared and aroused. I'm all for it. It's great. Play it.
Posted November 28, 2020. Last edited November 22, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
46.4 hrs on record (30.1 hrs at review time)
I love this game. It's fun and a great time waster that I can easily max my character without really trying. Thank you, Godly Bod Todd the God for Brink and for the fact that the premise of parkour is only locked to one body type that's locked away.

Play this game, please. Save my wife and children, please. Buy the DLC, we only have crackers left...
Posted December 8, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record
This game is great and the AI for your teammates is amazing and responsive. Would buy this game again, 10/10
Posted June 30, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
955.8 hrs on record (718.9 hrs at review time)
The best played with friends, especially full teams or three man groups for Joust. Friends makes this game bearable
Posted November 22, 2018.
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1.0 hrs on record
Shooting people under the sea and throwing Wasps at people is the freaking best.

If you like Bees, shooting mutated humans who will cry about their face, getting drilled by a big guy in a suit with a little girl watching, get it.
Posted November 23, 2016.
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