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good portal content, felt as polished as the real game, multiple ways to beat many chambers, only 1 room where solution felt silly and needed a walkthrough

one of the most fun vr games and it isnt even a joke review

Even though I've played the game without VR, which is undoubtedly the worst way to play, I've had so much fun and believe this is one of the, if not the best game to come out of valve. Please don't play this game without VR unless you're ok with dealing with problems that come with using a 2d control scheme in a 3d world, some of my hardest moments would be trivial if I used the intended inputs, but that's nobody's fault but my own.

good game very fun wish there was dodgerolling tho

postal 4 is what fans deserved

reminds me of sonic school house with fancy graphics and that is swag

the slimes have swag

I got this game for free, and oh boy, did I love that.
This game is almost 100% stolen rpg maker textures with the custom textures being only the characters, it takes place is eastern italy so it gives a strong spagetti feeling to this game.

Characters: This game suffers from edgy horny kid disorder with only having two choises on the characters; Edgy as ♥♥♥♥, and girls wearing only bras, although I kept a hardon for 80% of this game, that's not what sold me on the character delopment, you start as some kid named "Edge" if only by chance, his father went missing and his mom died, this leaves him alone wearing the same black and red armour every day for most of his life.

Story: This game has honestly one of the most enthralling stories I have ever played in my life, and when the game started I definitely had no idea what sort of Michael Bay twist ending was going to happen, honestly having your father be the main villan, that was just amazing, little did you know that you were suppose to be a bad guy but due to you being edgy, you were good, I never saw it coming.

Combat: This games has taken elements from our favourite MMOJRPGS such as the turned base style of School of dragons: How to train your dragon, and Adventure quest, You can upgrade your weaponry by buying weapons from the shop using gems you find on your adventure, in each chest you find around 500 and each weapon is only 3000, so playing the game for around 3 minutes and you'll be set, you get the best sword in the game 5 minutes in, but your awful compainions need you to buy them stuff.

Overall I'd give this game a solid 9/10, it's just far too revolutionary for you to miss, and the budget was only 100$, that was for the fee to get it on greenlight. This game is worth far more than the full price of 2.19 and will no doubt become the new best seller like Bad Rats. If you want to clear your friends list, just buy some people this game.

This critically acclaimed game is the sequel to the New York best seller "Minecraft" this game has RPG elements that are reminiscent to games like RuneScape, Club Penguin, And Shower With Your Dad Simulator: Do You Still Shower With You Dad, It's graphics are hitting to an older generation with some graphical nods to Pong and Call Of Duty: Ghosts, This game is easy to get into with a great tutorial, and fun and accepting community you'll be sure to make new steam friends fast, and the developers are constantly helping with bug fixes and great new DLC, there are 4 dragons to choose from, each with their own unique play style.

1. The Bruiser
Don't let this dragon's appearance fool you, this dragon loves a great succ and will easily become your best friend, he can take approximately 3 hits before fainting, it's damage is high but can only shoot one fire ball every 30 minutes.
It's customization consists of new eyes, the colour of it's ear wax, and the shape of it's nostrils.
Overall Choose this class if you're into a quick, stealthy class, much like Dr.Egg Man from sonic and Mario in the Olympic games

2.The Healer
This Dragon can only move if something needs healing, so prepare to bring your razor, because you'll be needing to cut yourself to lead this dragon, unlike it's name it actually has no healing capabilities, it can breath air and can move at the speed of a young child, He likes long walks on the beach, romantic movies, and dogs.
You can buy paint as DLC and colour it's nails, this adds +20 Agility, and +10 Fletching

3.The Wizard
This Unique Dragon has the ability to bend the space time continuum and change reality as we know it, this power is somewhat under powered, as this would still take 5 hits to kill a simple protector of time, the AOE of this attack is high, but it's damage is slow, only 12,000 HP per hit, this is nothing compared to the Gnome Child's DEF of 15

4.Nothing
If you're going for a bloodborne game-play style, this dragon is for you, it's completely invisible, because nothing's there It has no attack, and no defense, when playing this game mode, be sure not to die, because it's one life and you're dead, the developers even added a special bonus that if you die in the game, you die in real life, it's so realistic that it actually feels if you're getting a knife stuck in you. There's no customization, because there's no dragon.

Overall this game appeals to every audience, and it's asking price of nothing is still way too much, it's DLC is worth it though.

A Proper 9/10 Could have used more dragon yiffing

It's a casual League, Which is a casual Dota, It's easy to get into, and easy to get good at, I've only played two hours, but plan to play much more