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Way better then it has any right to be

Game is incredibly fun. but I cant reccomend it while its runs like ♥♥♥♥ and is flooded with MTX. Shame on capcom for that.

An incredible remake of an incredible game.

Please give gemdrops the opportunity to give Xenogears the same treatment they gave this game.

Title: A Monumental Missed Opportunity: Jerry Rice And Nitus' Dog Football Deserves Negative Yardage

Rating: 0/10

Prepare yourself for a review that not only highlights the myriad failures of "Jerry Rice And Nitus' Dog Football" but also hammers home the absolute travesty that is the exclusion of O.J. Simpson and Michael Vick as playable characters. I can hardly contain my frustration as I delve into this abysmal game that had the chance to make a profound statement about redemption, yet squandered it with such audacious negligence.

From the moment I laid eyes on the visuals, my incredulity grew with each passing second. The developers dared to present us with a game that looks like it was designed by a first-year art student with limited skills. The characters are more reminiscent of crude caricatures than anything that belongs in a modern gaming environment. And the stadiums? Don't even get me started. These backdrops appear to have been hastily thrown together with little thought or care, contributing to the overall sense of visual repulsion.

The gameplay, if you can even call it that, is an exercise in frustration. I had hoped for a unique blend of football and dog-based mechanics, but instead, I was subjected to a disjointed mess that left me longing for a competent sports title. The controls are as intuitive as a broken compass, and the AI's erratic behavior only added to my mounting sense of aggravation.

But what stings the most is the glaring absence of O.J. Simpson and Michael Vick as playable characters. It's as if the creators of this abomination live under a rock, completely oblivious to the fact that these two individuals have not only proclaimed their innocence but have genuinely atoned for their mistakes. The opportunity to portray their redemption arcs within the confines of a video game was tantalizingly within reach, yet the developers chose to ignore it in favor of half-baked canine characters with no substance or history.

I am seething with rage as I contemplate the colossal blunder that is this game. The emotional resonance promised in other reviews is an outright fabrication, with the narrative barely managing to scrape the surface of anything meaningful. The interactions between Jerry Rice and his canine companions are as shallow as a puddle after a light drizzle, leaving me to wonder if the developers even cared about crafting a coherent and engaging experience.

The soundtrack, if one can even call it that, is a forgettable mishmash of tunes that do nothing to salvage the wreckage of this disaster. It's clear that the developers were content with delivering a subpar product devoid of the polish and attention to detail that modern gamers rightfully expect.

In conclusion, "Jerry Rice And Nitus' Dog Football" is not only a shameful display of ineptitude but also a gross miscarriage of potential. The omission of O.J. Simpson and Michael Vick as playable characters is an affront to anyone who recognizes their innocence and redemption. So irate am I that I'm tempted to call my uncle at Ubisoft and plead with him to remind the gaming world what a true redemption story can look like. With an emphatically deserved score of 0/10, this game deserves to be buried deep within the annals of gaming history, never to see the light of day again.

phenomenal deckbuilding roguelike. With a decent story to boot.

So far this game is the perfect mix between the more action based RE games like 4,5,6, and the more spooky games like 1, 2 and 3. The first area wasnt scary really but was fun to traverse. The second area made me ♥♥♥♥ my pantaloons.

Its okay, I dont use it enough tho

THIS GAME IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

This game is now 100% worth buying. The dirt has for the most part been washed away, leaving only the diamond underneath.