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Sweet victory...

scary pixels :c

Вообщем должен сказать что волна хэйта понятна (пве не завезли, баланс кл и т.д.), но я считаю, не совсем заслуженна.

Дело в том что это всё ещё один из топ бесплатных тим шутеров.
За фасадом из батлпасов и пэйволов героев (которые на самом деле вполне сносно открываются и на фри версии) всё ещё скрывается когда-то сделанный гем, который вечерком может вас с друзьями немного затянуть.

Вполне возможно в ревьюере говорит чувство настольгии по первому овервощу

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"You ever play Dark Souls 2? It's like playing Simon Says, but with demons. And the demons don't mess around. It's like playing chess, but with more blood. And let's not forget the difficulty. It's like trying to swim upstream while a grizzly bear is trying to eat you. But the best part about Dark Souls 2? The feeling of accomplishment you get when you finally beat a boss. It's like winning the lottery, but with less money and more emotional fulfillment. So if you're looking for a game that will make you feel like a badass and also question your own mortality, give Dark Souls 2 a try."

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"You ever play Dark Souls 2? It's like playing Simon Says, but with demons. And the demons don't mess around. It's like playing chess, but with more blood. And let's not forget the difficulty. It's like trying to swim upstream while a grizzly bear is trying to eat you. But the best part about Dark Souls 2? The feeling of accomplishment you get when you finally beat a boss. It's like winning the lottery, but with less money and more emotional fulfillment. So if you're looking for a game that will make you feel like a badass and also question your own mortality, give Dark Souls 2 a try."

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"You ever play CS:GO? It's like playing rock-paper-scissors, but with guns. And let's be honest, guns always win. It's like a game of chicken, but with more explosions. And let's not forget the community. It's like a dysfunctional family, but with more yelling. But the best part about CS:GO? The skins. It's like playing dress-up, but with guns. And who doesn't love playing dress-up? So if you're looking for a game that will let you live out your childhood dreams of being a cowboy, give CS:GO a try."

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"Counter-Strike 1.6? More like Counter-Strike 1.6 feet under. This game has been around for so long, it's practically fossilized. But somehow, it's still as popular as ever. It's like a bunch of guys in a time capsule, still playing the same game they were playing in high school. And let's not forget the friendly fire. Nothing says 'teamwork' like accidentally shooting your own teammate in the face. It's like a Three Stooges routine, but with more blood. But hey, if you're looking for a game that's stuck in the past and will make you feel nostalgic for a time before cell phones, Counter-Strike 1.6 is the game for you."

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(An image of a knight holding a mace and looking at the camera with a determined expression)
Caption: When you accidentally team-kill your buddy in Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, but it's all good because you're just being historically accurate.

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Castle Crashers is a game that will make you feel like a medieval knight... if knights had a sense of humor and wielded giant pencils as weapons. The graphics are cute and colorful, and the gameplay is as fun as a carnival ride. The storyline is as epic as a Shakespearean play, and the multiplayer is more chaotic than a royal jester's act. But the real star of the show? The ability to ride animals like deer and ostriches into battle. Who needs horses when you can charge into battle on a giant chicken? 9/10 for silly fun, 10/10 for making you question the practicality of giant pencils as weapons.

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Brutal Legend is a game that rocks... literally! The game takes you on a journey through a heavy metal world filled with headbangers, monsters, and guitar solos that would make even Eddie Van Halen jealous. The storyline is as epic as a power ballad, and the graphics are as gorgeous as a leather jacket. The only downside? The real-time strategy element can be more confusing than deciphering Ozzy Osbourne's lyrics. But who needs strategy when you have an axe guitar that shoots lightning? 9/10 for rockin' good fun, 8/10 for confusing gameplay.