Recent reviews by xdx

very good game- scratches the portal itch that craves a new portal game.

found fun/ good
- single portal tests are very cool
- new mechanics are done (mostly) very well ( i love water and lazors)
- areas look amazing, blending the portal 1/2 visual
- some levels merging the outside/ inside environments very well
- difficulty is nice (not as hard as portal reloaded gawd damn

nitpicky things:
- story goes down the drain by ch 6
- some areas are dark af and hard to navigate. some progression points don't seem intuitive enough for my monkey brain. (ch 5 i definitely spent way too much time on it)
- white goop levels need..... a lot of work
- easy to softlock, especially on the finale

overall a very good game. I approve :thumbsup:

believe in the heart of the cards

to feed ur gacha addiction by replacing it with math and rng

as my first ARPG, it was actually super fun (and still gonna play)

lagon can go suck my balls tho (5 attempts the first time, 3 attempts the 2nd and 20 for the 3rd.....)

being dumb and doing whatever for the build can definitely get you thru the campaign and early post-campaign, but searching up builds and adapting is recommended

only thing is game can feel repetitive at times - dying isn't super punishing, but can feel demoralizing at times.

10/10 would grind 20 hours for 1 drop only to have 1% increase in dmg

im bad at roguelites

im getting my ass beat in easy mode

10/10 would torture myself more

perfect if you like cbt and can't blame other players in online multiplayer games

70.1 hrs in 1.5weeks

this game is too good, it makes you really FEEL like you're hunting monsters and is the protagonist of an epic fight to save the world

you will get 20-0'd in 1v1

do not play unless u are an enormous masochist

this game sucks

edit: 139 hrs later, this game still sucks

they dont care about you anymore (or if they ever did)

movement sux, only cosmetics get updates, community is toxic, keep on nerfing characters

it's like league of legends, you only play this game because your friends play it, and honestly it's not worth it. don't get involved with the community, or browse the reddit. (pretty much every game on earth tho)

SWEAT SIMULATOR 9000

WILL RESULT IN:
- SWEATY BOIS (TRYHARDING IN CASUAL)
- SWEATY BOIS (WHEN TRYING TO CLUTCH)
- PEOPLE TEAMKILLING YOU BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE YOU/YOU'RE BAD IN THEIR EYES
- ANGER IF YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS

420/10
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update: ranked solo q is like queing up with animals in a zoo. the animals probably behave better than ur ranked teammates tho.

devs dont care about ranked state, only about skins. community is toxic and sweaty and stupid and entitled. unless you enjoy torturing yourself, don't play this game