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5 people found this review helpful
7.1 hrs on record
I'm not going to base this review on a slightly condescending Bruce Lee quote (be water my friend TEE-HEE) like some of the other reviews, so I'm going to attempt to cut the BS. Despite beating this game in only a few hours, I acknowledge and recognize that this is still a pretty hard game for most people, and it requires people with a specific mindset to practice and master. If you're not one of those people who like to practice for hours on end to master their craft and beat a single game, this game is not for you, and there are plenty of other games on the market that are a lot easier to get into. It's very understandable that many people find Sifu a frustrating experience, and if not for my years of experience in fighting games, I would likely have the same stance as many.

Now on to the pros and cons:

Pros:

- Satisfying Combat
- Very Fast
- Rewards Defensive Playstyles
- Rewards Memory Skills
- Surprisingly Tactical
- Easy Combos
- Mobs Are Balanced
- Memorable Bosses
- Good Progression
- Decent Content For The Price

Cons:

- Story Is A Little Short
- A Lot Of Crashes

Overall though, this was a very fun and satisfying game for me, and I will be on the lookout for what Sloclap does next!
Posted May 20, 2023. Last edited May 20, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
64.7 hrs on record (60.2 hrs at review time)
The heist mission in this game was pretty good, almost as good as CDPR's heist mission to steal PS4 and Xbox players' wallets with a broken version of the game! Hey-oh!
Posted December 21, 2020. Last edited December 22, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
26.9 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Pokemon with Hack and Slash except you beat up Pokemon on your own or with your friends and you can also wear Pokemon as armor! Pretty good!
Posted July 24, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Good game but only 3 levels
Posted June 29, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
14.6 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Ratchet and Clank and Saints Row 4 have a baby!

P.S. Insomniac please port Spiderman and Resistance to PC
Posted May 24, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
39.8 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tN0zi8eino

Traditional fighting games are cool.

DragonBall FighterZ: at the surface it looks like a casual game that you can just mash your way without thinking and cool stuff happens (like Xenoverse), but it is actually a very hardcore fighting game. If you go online, you will spend half the match in the corner blocking the opponent's pressure, especially if you don't know what you're doing! Fortunately there is practice mode so you can do the same to your opponent, but it will take some time. I think this game is a good introduction to fighting games because the inputs are easy compared to other fighting games. I recommend!

Also the soundtrack is incredible.

Posted April 19, 2019.
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36 people found this review helpful
58 people found this review funny
49.4 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
>Play Street Fighter 1
>No Character Select
>No Versus
>No Training Mode
>Forced to pick Ryu
>Start Story Mode immediately
>only use normal moves
>Cheating AI that reads your inputs
>Huge difficulty spike after the 4th opponent
>Super Aggressive AI
>Get destroyed in 3 hits
>After getting destroyed multiple times, I press start to see my special moves
>Realize I only have three special moves
>Never saw them before; they don't come out
>Go to the internet to realize they have to be negative edged
>Very strict timing
>Finally beat the fifth opponent
>Realize every opponent after is difficulty spike after difficulty spike

Capcom pls
Posted February 11, 2019.
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274.6 hrs on record (256.4 hrs at review time)
Nice, suprisingly deep game that will test your knowledge, strategy and mechanical skills. Unfortunately, the community is garbage!
Posted August 30, 2016. Last edited August 13, 2022.
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