Recent reviews by CatShroom

i don't enjoy this game

Are they really allowed to charge money for this?
It's a direct ripoff of Slay the Spire, even some cards and effects are ripped directly from it (or another StS clone)...
The graphics and UI are bad too.
I would recommend it at a very small price, like USD $1-2, but not USD $10+.

This game is garbage

The stiff movement and 4-way everything isn't really my style.
The selling system is also not the most fun minigame.

Game crashes too much, can't recommend

I've tried this game on two different computer configurations (6700/970 and 8750h/1060) and it's just unplayably unstable, even 3 years on.
I'm sure it is a fun game, but I just can't recommend it to someone who wants to play a game.

Pros:
Simple game, veteran Civ players will have an easy time getting to grips with it
Really satisfying and deep combat, better than Civ in this regard

Neutral:
Ignores everything else about Civ in favor of combat

Cons:
Premium-priced game with in-game "integration" (advertising) for premium-priced DLC

Game often spawns levels which you're not really geared for yet, also the menus are pretty bad.

Pros:
-None
Cons:
-Controls feel bad
-Not allowed to make mistakes, even in the first dungeon of the game
-No interesting loot in the first dungeon of the game

Maybe I didn't play enough to give it a fair chance, but from what I did play, I don't like this game.
For anyone thinking "git gud," you're probably right and I'm probably bad at platformers. I did survive 1BSC in Dead Cells, for what it's worth.

It says I have 34 hours on record but I don't remember ever playing this game.
So it must be really forgettable and therefore boring.