Ulasan terkini oleh Elmyr

Me and my love life, best described by Overlord tank:

- What do you need?
- Are you ready?
- It is time.
- I am big.
- Overlord is waiting.
- Extra large.
- In a moment.
- This better be good.
- It won't be long.
- I will finish this.
- I will take care of it.
- They will beg for mercy.
- This will be over, soon.
- I will crush.
- They are nothing.
- Leave, now.
- Dismissed.

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Honestly, brings back memories, hundreds of hours sunk in this masterpiece, very glad it came to Steam!

Literally 20 (!) years later people still play this game, have mods and tournaments!

Oh, and obligatory "WE WANT REMASTER!!"

Me and my love life, best described by Overlord tank:

- What do you need?
- Are you ready?
- It is time.
- I am big.
- Overlord is waiting.
- Extra large.
- In a moment.
- This better be good.
- It won't be long.
- I will finish this.
- I will take care of it.
- They will beg for mercy.
- This will be over, soon.
- I will crush.
- They are nothing.
- Leave, now.
- Dismissed.

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Honestly, brings back memories, hundreds of hours sunk in this masterpiece, very glad it came to Steam!
But I recommend to try Generals: Zero Hour - it's an expansion that adds a lot more to the core game!
Literally 20 (!) years later people still play this game, have mods and tournaments!

Oh, and obligatory "WE WANT REMASTER!!"

Very vibrant, funny and silly game. Rick and Morty vibes at every corner. Great graphics, no bugs encountered, not extremely difficult. Crude humor and plenty of violence! Also, lots of extra content to explore in the world, inside the game I watched the entire friggin' Tammy and the T Rex movie!

I nearly put a negative review for the reasons I'll explain later, but it's up to you to decide.
So, pros:
1) You're a cat.
I mean, I'd upvote any game with a cat! Ghandi gets nuked? - Cool, as long as it's done to rescue a kitten. A bus full of puppies hanging off a cliff? I won't blink to give it a nudge with a fluffy mitten! Ok, you get the idea.
You're a freakin' cat! Purring, meowing, fooling around, the works.
2) God created bottles and cans to be turned over to their doom. If you don't do it to all of them in the game, you're a sick man and need to be isolated from society.
3) Views are epic, attention to detail is magnificent, music is suitable, bla-bla-bla.

Cons:
1) It feels lonely. The atmosphere of the Dead city feels.. well, dead. If those devs won't let me reunite with my cat family at the end of the game - my vengeance will be swift and thorough! I will poop in your slippers - and no, not in the game.
2) No buttholes! I repeat - and I can't stress this enough! - THERE ARE NO CAT BUTTHOLES in this game. So, all you men of culture should refund the game immediately! Save yourself, it's too late for me, I played Stray over 2 hours.. So, I guess I'll just have to finish this abomination of a butthole-less game... Oh well.

Treasures, dwarves, rockets. What more do you need?

Sure, it's a really good game to play, if you're into turn-based strategies: good graphics and music, deep real-world ties, endless replayability. It's easy to start, but to be good at it, I spent the first 100 hours playing my first game constantly alt-tabing and reading tips and tricks, learning mechanics and strategies and also falling into numerous rabbit holes on Wikipedia after simply googling some civs' unique units.

Note: just like other similar grand games (Civ 5, Stellaris, Crusader kings) this game feels bleak and unfinished without expansions.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company" - Mark Twain

Dude obviously didn't play Hades. Even climate here is better.

Challenging, fun, short, original

When visiting Venus, don't forget to kick Hitler in the nuts at least once. That's all you need to know about this game.