Uncle Dan
Harry   Southampton, Southampton, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
7 Years ForzaJules - Disarm.
I'm an activist fighting for the legalisation of recreational euthanasia.
I like to gamble things away. :fkvip::fkdice::fkace:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAFMSplS4y8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is73BbYhFz4


"A genius is just a mentally ill person with an audience."
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\/ I was 12 when I wrote this give me a break \/
Exceedingly Rare Items Unboxed

Flipped Trilby : Blizzardy Storm :happy_creep:
Karambit Knife : Doppler FN :blissful_creep:
Faclhion Knife : Case Hardened BS :nonplussed_creep:
Huntsman Knife : Vanilla :happy_creep:
Bayonet : Forest DDPAT BS :spazhorror:
M9 Bayonet : Rust Coat BS :virtuspro:
Bayonet : Blue Steel MW
Talon Tiger Tooth

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Notable Item History

Gut knife fade
Bfly Scorched
Bfly Forest DDPat
Bayonet Vanilla
Bayonet Rustcoat
Karambit Doppler
Falchion CaseHardened
Huntsman Knife Vanilla
Bfly CaseHardened
Bayonet Forest DDpat
Bayonet Slaughter
M9 bayonet Rust Coat
Falchion Doppler FN
Talon Tiger Tooth

Other Notable -
AK-47 Fire serpent
M4a1-s HotRod
Awp Asiimov
ST-Awp Redline
Awp Graphite - Unboxed :D
Glock Fade FN
M4A4 Howl MW
Karambit Tiger Tooth FN
MW Dragon Lore
M4a4 Howl - 2x IBP Holo

Cashed out 1/11/18

My PC Specs
LITERALLY NO ONE GIVES A ♥♥♥♥, PRETTY MUCH LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ON MY PROFILE.

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Uncle Dan OG Quotes
"Guys, guys I got something really important to say. Like, it may solve...world hunger" -Ryan Fulcrum

"My dad got expelled from a catholic school..." -Why? "he pulled a pair of scissors on a nun" -Jerome

"Excuse you? Wow I love that word ,sounds so...." -It's not a word you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ -Mega-♥♥♥♥-"Zac"/Jerome

"I swear [Mega-♥♥♥♥"Zac"] You were actually born from a potato" -Kimwang

"I like it when it like, drips down and you get to lick it off." -Lenny Autist

"Just wait me a minute" -Zyn Tran

"I saw Ronald McDonald get arrested once..." "We were driving past...I just burst into tears" -KimWang

"I have a real bad fetish - for toe sucking. Can you imagine if the nail was ingrown? and was flowing blood? *Mmhmm - Slurping noises* Extra flavour" -Ryan Extent

"Furbies are my ♥♥♥*ing business" -XxTomDomxX

"Nah, four guys showering together. That's pretty hot." -Hidd3n

"I was reading a reddit comment on why you shouldn't shave your ass hair." -Dan "Yeah, because when it grows back, it's all spiky."-Minty

"Are you killing my jews? Because my jews aren't ready yet." -HoneyBunz1220

"Since when do we care about cheaters?" -Stoof

"Spalw, making people bleed isn't an achievement in real life. Well, Unless they're jews" -HoneyBunz1220

"what, now there's terd rocket launching into the sky..." -Unfreeman

"Why have we found Dinosaur bones, but no Jesus bones?" -Kristian

"So, you said Jesus could like walk on water and stop waves, and also move rock and stuff, so isn't it like normal to think that he's obviously like the new Avatar?" -Kristian

"Nah, I'm lebanese" -Jiff

"I'm a preb" -Ryan Fulcrum

"Why don't I have a quote on your website?" -Tyrouge

8:54 PM - Hidd3n: I will smite you, and bury everything you've loved.
8:54 PM - Hidd3n: One more time.
8:55 PM - Uncle Dan: But, But, I have screenshots
8:55 PM - Hidd3n: Okay. That's cool then.

4:04 PM - Hidd3n: Sorry, I was mid-game.
4:04 PM - Uncle Dan: Pat, sometimes I think you love Warframe more than me.
4:05 PM - Hidd3n: Of course I do.

S'all Good, Man: stop it
S'all Good, Man: my inner hitler will come out
S'all Good, Man: you wont like me when im all dictator-y

11:15 AM - Hidd3n: Nah, was just chillin' with some mates.
11:15 AM - Hidd3n: Drugs may or may not be involved.

Hidd3n - *whispers* "Huhhhhh, I think we're gay"

Mleah - "I was just experimenting, having some fun"

Me - "My quesiton is why you still have BibbleZ added..." S'all - "I will marry that girl one day"

12:37 AM - New Born Baby: What age did mac stop wetting the bed
12:37 AM - ~xDs~:HiTGiRL Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ: lol
12:38 AM - ~xDs~:HiTGiRL Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ: not yet+

6:16 PM - S'all Good, Man entered chat.
6:16 PM - S'all Good, Man: ♥♥♥♥
6:16 PM - S'all Good, Man left chat.

9:53 PM - Baconator: naga is my new dream unusual
9:53 PM - Baconator: actually nvm its ld now

6:33 PM - Mleah: Arguing with S'all is like arguing with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eggplant. That ♥♥♥♥♥ never thinks he's wrong

"Hstbru seems the kinda guy who would want a slave" -Uncle Dan
"Hstbru's the kinda man that if he wanted a slave, he have a slave" -S'all good man

1:01 PM - [Studying]AmGers: That's not studying
1:01 PM - [Studying]Uncle Dan: Neither is this 1:01 PM - [Studying]AmGers: That's not studying

12:58 PM - Mr. Mac: No thanks
12:58 PM - Mr. Mac: Im playing Minecraft :-)

12:40 AM - Hidd3n: cant show boobies and ♥♥♥♥♥ to minors..you know? ;)

10:40 PM - Coach Goodman entered chat.
10:40 PM - Coach Goodman: ♥♥♥♥ you all
10:40 PM - Coach Goodman left chat.
10:59 PM - Ser Sall of Goodman entered chat.
10:59 PM - Ser Sall of Goodman: i stand by what i said earlier
10:59 PM - Ser Sall of Goodman left chat.

"Just, keep your idiots happy." - SirActionSlacks1
"It's just like the ressurection of Jesus Christ, except of a boulder - there's an orrange." - Tad Walker

1:11 PM - a beautiful flower: my sisters home today
1:12 PM - a beautiful flower: but shes not meant to be
1:12 PM - a beautiful flower: now i have to eat my 1pm breakfast with pants on

"If I set up anonymously on the internet to have sex with a four year old , and he was that hairy...I'd be dissapointed." -S'all referring to hidd3n.

12:06 PM - Uncle Dan: Jesus, your response times are worse than BibbleZ.
12:07 PM - Uncle Dan: And that sir, is saying something.
12:07 PM - Sir Otterz: true but
12:07 PM - Sir Otterz: I'm slow
12:07 PM - Sir Otterz: I don't have five potential gold farms to talk to in my tabs
12:07 PM - Sir Otterz: I mean
12:07 PM - Sir Otterz: boyfriends
12:07 PM - Sir Otterz: I mean
12:07 PM - Sir Otterz: uh
12:07 PM - Sir Otterz: friends

4:13 PM - Hstbru: im sorry but i dont have a crucifix key on my keyboard
4:13 PM - S'all Good, Man: how do you pray online?
4:13 PM - Hstbru: i just type jesus over and over

10:15 AM - #NOIDED: loda with his teddy bear for goodluck
10:15 AM - #NOIDED: bulldog with his keg of sheever piss

"let's give Mac a tug" - S'allgoodman 2014

"Harrry make my butt numb" - Alek 2015

"Real Chicken" -Jrd3044

"Isn't Elton John in the dead beatles"
"I thought Jordan Bush was a good prime minister" -BAconator

"I just did a bad thought" - Unfreeman

"i was gonna ask if u could add steam to my money" - Unfreeman

​"Ughh, I need to make dinner. I can't be bothered. ♥♥♥♥ it, I'll have dinner tommorow" - Jiddles

"okay, I need to start anticipating sex more" - Spooky
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emed Mar 21 @ 2:47am 
this man ruined my life :steamhappy:
faunaflux Jan 17 @ 7:25pm 
harriot
JonD Dec 21, 2023 @ 5:27pm 
ily more
JonD Mar 25, 2023 @ 8:56pm 
Can you just marry me already <3
tas_esecks Nov 14, 2022 @ 1:57am 
this is the kinda guy whose favourite Beatles song is Taxman
memento mori Mar 31, 2020 @ 12:31am 
is your mac candy apple up for trade? if so, can u add me or my main pls?