With that in mind remember to tell your loved ones each and every day that you love them and remind them NEVER EVER under any circumstances whatsoever are they to put dynamite in their pants.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them

Thanks for listening you have been a wonderful audience..goodnight.