Recent reviews by EHOT

Best game with realistic combat physics.
You can be anything - from a peasant to a royal noble... or any fantasy character in any loadout.

The expression "You Have My Sword, and My Bow, and My Axe" plays a big role here... be it you carry all these 3 weapons or you have allies covering you!

10/10 Longswords

Another successful game made by Remedy - the developers responsible for Alan Wake!

Full of mystical/paranormal stuff, feels like magic everywhere - sort of like good old TV series about special powerful artifacts.
If you read all the documents in-game you will understand more about the lore and the game will feel differently.

The collectible achievement for Foundation DLC is bugged (even if you found them all, the progress stays 55(56)/57) - back up your save and pick Endgame mission and collect the first collectible in the Foundation and the achievement will pop.

10/10 AWEs and Ahti approved (play the game for further details) :)

Hell will no longer be the same after 2 kids end up in it...

The game has a lot of dark humour, sarcasm, hellcohol, tortures, philosophy, hellcohol, demons, hellcohol..

Actually, just checked out the game trailer, i haven't even seen some scenes/places - must have gotten cut out to make the game shorter and released on time..sad, i could've used some more partying :(

still a good 9/10 beer pongs

All I can say is: "Praise the Sun!" \o/

The game really introduced a new genre. Back when DS2 came out, i couldn't play this...
But after all those years, installed DSFix, the game runs nice at 60 fps, is playable with a mouse and keyboard and teaches you that patience and timing are the keys to winning!

Also in the beginning it was very hard but as you progress, your skills and tactical thinking also get better.

Since there is no multiplayer anymore (at least i got invaded by 1 real player at Hunting Grounds), Sun covenant and Darkmoon covenant require farming tokens - sunlight medals from chaos bugs and souvenir of reprisal from harpies in the Painted world.

If you want to get 100% game achievements like me (currently at 70%) PREPARE TO GRIND EDITION would be the proper name :)

10/10 humanities

Started this game back in 2015 and abandoned. In 2021 decided to give it one more try.

I am not a big fan of RPG Maker games, but this one is quite actually well made.
Combat becomes harder everytime, every tougher battle requires you to plan ahead and try out different tactics (good thing there is a RETRY button).

The fire dragon and Emperor fights made me overthink my strategies.
In total the game is quite nice, battle music is nice, recommend to try it out.
(Lot of running around and collecting stuff ingame)

I am a European and this game is the closest stereotypical lifestyle simulator of a regular Australian resident for me!

Found a spider in your home? - Just whack, smash, burn, hit, shoot, incinerate, blow up everything and top it up with a nuclear explosion until the pest is no longer in your home.... although after this you might not have a home.... but hey, the spider is also homeless now and won't be bothering you again!

So you can finally live on with your live....and other spiders that you never saw were living in the forest around you!

You are doomed...and that is when the Aliens come to beam you up!

10/10 RPGs would recommend to everyone :)

Family matters...Don't forget your family.. Don't be an a-hole...
Care for your family...

And the little ninja-kid is now all grown up and kicking it! Soon to play the final chapter

There were 4 achievements that were near impossible to get.
Went to discord, asked the dev (a totally cool person) to remove them so that us completionists would have another perfect game.

Now i have 9/9 cheevos, dev is nice, dev is awesome. Good luck with future projects <3

The game represents everything you wanted to be:

Ever wanted to be a president but your parents were against it? - In this game you can be a president of...something on a piece of rock floating in space...

Ever wanted to fight aliens but mom said to first clean your room? - In this game you can do this!

Ever wanted to be The Flash but you are too lazy to do exercise? - In this game you can be better than The Flash! Just finish a side-questline and get unlimited running stamina!

Ever wanted to feel like how is life in the Matrix? - In this game you can clearly see it...while living in a Matrix

Ever wanted to stick something up someone's... - In this game you can do this to anyone...and even launch the victim into air.
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10/10 game if you have a very dark sense of humour.

Very cool and interesting story. Puts you to think your way out from the puzzles.
Enjoyed playing this and made a perfect game.

10/10 hourglasses