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Exception Card

Some of this card's nonsense:

Deal x damage, Except if the target has full health, in which case gain x Block, Except if the target does not have any debuffs, in which case Apply 3 Weak and Vulnerable to the target, Except if you have full health, in which case gain 2 Strength, Except if there are multiple enemies, in which case deal x damage to ALL enemies, Except if the target has any buffs, in which case apply x Poison, Except if you have any debuffs, in which case gain 1 Artifact.

Except if this is Act 3 or beyond, in which case apply 2 random of the previous effects and play a copy of this card, Except if this card has been triggered 2 or more times by the previous effect, in which case play a random card in your hand and Exhaust it, Except if your hand is empty, in which case add 3 copies of this card to your hand.

Except if this is the only card in your hand and your draw pile is empty, in which case add 3 times the current Act random cards to your hand."

IF ELSE
IF ELSE
IF ELSE
is kang

It does as it says

does it actualy do something?

I hope somebody takes the time to decipher what it says and post it on this page

I'll accept it.

What an exceptional card.

The only issue is it is impossible to read the entire thing when it's in your hand.

Exactly what it says on the card.
When you read it in combat.

but what does it do in combat?

What in the world. Why would this be needed.

Except I need it.