Nice story dude

I just read the description, and I am laughing so much right now

I've just blueprinted Sacrificial Offering, and it didnt exploded as it always used to at 7th day of Clang's commandment sacrificie day.

First Enineer, Marek, what have you done? How is that so, that clang dont accept my offering?
How I can live now?


This construction became much more interesting after major overhaul. Seriously weird spinning red monstrosity. Im trying to set differend values on rotors and pistons, so maybe it will dance and cook dinners for me.

:)

Yeah! really well done on your part. btw did you accept working with them??

I like how this has become Marek's personal demon to fight

Sorry CLANG, Marek's got you pinned!

christians fold their hands, clangs did facepalm ^^

Something's coming to clang https://youtu.be/--hVzPay5Vo

Let the word of Clang be preached!

Magestic af

by game writer you mean coder or...?

https://www.facebook.com/SpaceEngineers/photos/a.193171660863137.1073741830.147545475425756/633776583469307/?type=3&theater

Clang-tu, Verada, Nikto!

Hail CLANG!

Who the fuck is Clang?

Lel, too bad rotor/piston fixing and fixed landing gears fixed this... except the wheels.

Oh my CLANG, this is epic

That was... unexpected.
Nice work, and gratz on the job offer.
Don't mind captain obvious saying something about the bible .D

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"In other parts of the universe, Klang was known as the great serpent, a creature to be defeated by the warriors of Keen upon the Day of Ragnarok so that all creatures can live an eternity of joy by the side of their almighty god Stability."

Marek saw Luminaeus' work and felt joy and love - emotions he though are meant for mere mortals, not Mareks.

Marek realized that he wants to work with people like Luminaeus... :-)

I love how this got a reference in the update video today.

great spinoff story!

nice :)

Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand wonderful hands clapping your way.

Best. Description. Ever.

So what you're telling me is, Marek built a bomb to kill lord CLANG? ;D

Seriously though. It's a ship made out of pistons, rotors, wheels, and landing gear. It's purpose is to explode.

CRPLwifey: Have you heard the bad news about our lord and punisher, CLANG?

wtf. I came on looking for a description and ended up getting a bunch of half assed religious crap instead. Please if your going to do somthing like this give a basic description at the top and story after. This will make sure plople like me dont get irritated about having to read what ever that was. On a good note it looks prity cool and I still dont know what the hell it dose. Probebly best i dont.

One last time Marek heard the voice of Empyrion calling to him: "You've done as I asked, but I still question your devotion to me, to prove your faith I will ask one more thing of you." - "Yes, lord, anything." - Marek begged - "To prove your love and devotion to me I require a sacrifice. Your block "ladder" will be that sacrifice. Go into the game and end it's life as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else" - "Yes, lord", he replied, grabbing a developer kit from the office. Community watching through updates, trembled in fear, scrambling around Steam hub to find a hiding place. They noticed a link to the workshop, hidden in their Steam client. Without hesitation, they clicked that link just as Marek burst through the game and threw themselves down into unknown mods depths below.
(inspired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UvCYpmsfNE )

Marek and his community lived alone in small hub in Steam. Marek kept to himself, developing Space Engineers and making GoodAI as his community playing Space Engineers and building ships. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was until the day Marek heard a voice from above: "YOUR GAME HAS BECOME CORRUPTED BY BUGS, IT NEEDS TO BE SAVED" - "I will do my best to serve you, my lord" - Marek replied. Rushing into Space Engineers, breaking all that was bugged in this game. Again, the voice called to him: "SE's engine is still bugged, it must be limited from all features what is fun in gameplay and confess it's non-optimization" - "I will follow your instructions, lord, I have time indeed" - Marek replied. And he limited the maximum speed by 100 m/s and bound it to the server sim speed.

CLANG FOR THE CLANG GOD
PISTONS FOR THE PISTON THRONE

Eclipse Tech: I wouldn't recommend using it on a public server... or maybe you should? You know, for science.

The story is complete ripoff of the beggining of the bible. try something a little more original would you?

i think the story is healthy-er to the game than the device itself...

That is a sacrifice? Only if you with to sacrifice the universe. That thing would more likely break everything.

Yea, verily.

What the fudge is this used for? D:

That neeeeeeeeddddddssss to be seen by the devs. Its astonishingly good work.

too much kek

It's beautiful