Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Canis Ex Machina
129 Comments
Jon ♠ Oct 8, 2021 @ 7:49pm 
The cringes
Arlecchino Nov 16, 2019 @ 6:01am 
OwO
Riko Nov 15, 2019 @ 9:33pm 
What's this?
Zak-Z-Ninja Dec 31, 2016 @ 9:19am 
type into google backpack.tf
Purple Dec 30, 2016 @ 3:57pm 
How do I get it
TaiArts~! Oct 31, 2016 @ 12:33am 
Hi, I uh... am a rather new and unexperienced person with this whole "buying from the store" in TF2 and... I can't find this item anywhere. Got any idea when or how can I get it? I was waiting until halloween so I could find it but no luck :c
Zak-Z-Ninja Feb 29, 2016 @ 5:11am 
so cool
Zak-Z-Ninja Feb 29, 2016 @ 5:11am 
i wish i had this set
Milkshake Jan 14, 2016 @ 7:49am 
If the Hundkopf animations will be fixed and there will be added special voice lines (maybe also make it a all-year misc), I will start maining Medic (for now I main Scout).
Nico Nico Knee Oct 2, 2015 @ 5:47am 
sucks it doesnt have voice lines or it would have been my favorite
Trapezoid Aug 5, 2015 @ 10:34pm 
Man I wish I had this, so expensive though ;~;
Bloomfield Mar 8, 2015 @ 8:43pm 
I am glad this made it in. However, it appears as though the speaking animations you programmed were not included in the final product... did Valve do something to your work?
Kchypark Feb 6, 2015 @ 11:05pm 
When are they going to fix the lighting bug with the hundkopf on gmod?
VeteranFruitshop Nov 20, 2014 @ 12:54am 
@The Doomsdayzoner If you need a mod just ask what item you want it to replace and i'll do it, but seriously alot the newest items don't work well with gmod. IF you really want a full experience with the cosmetics, just use SFM.
The Doomsdayzoner Nov 18, 2014 @ 11:35pm 
Sparkwire, I wish to warn you:
By the looks of your workshop item files(using gmod), it seems Valve might be trying to EDIT it. Or even worse, REMOVE some PARTS of it.(Like they did with Mail Bomber(also known as Dark Age Defender)) I'm talking about Hundekopf. It already has missing textures on it's RED skin. And the BLU skin turns rainbowey if you look from some angles. So, anyway, in case of undesireble removing/editing of your work, if you wish for us to see your original masterpiece, I strictly recommend you to make a mod version. Or don't, it is up to your wish. I am just warning you, nothing else. Eager to see your new works pretty soon.
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Mazzuma Nov 3, 2014 @ 11:41am 
As several others have pointed out, I'm guessing this is based around the experiments that they used to do with severed dog heads back in the day. I remember seeing footage of it somewhere once...

Anyways, as I recall (you may want to do the research yourself, this is off the top of my head), this particular strain of research was done by the Soviets in the WWII era (what ethics?). They were attempting to remove a head and transplant it onto another body. While they were not successful in that goal, they did succeed in keeping a dog's severed head alive.

The research laid the groundwork for open heart surgery.

The face flex demo seems to be a nod to the footage of these experiments, where they sat the living head on a table and tested reflexes.

Just look for "russian dog head experiment" on youtube if you must see it...

and it's a great fit for medic, given the mad doctor trope. Too bad a lot of people will just dismiss this as furry stuff...
LarrytheGlad Nov 2, 2014 @ 9:07pm 
congrats on it getting added =) hey what made you wana make a dog medic?
Dawwpuddin Nov 2, 2014 @ 9:42am 
what is this a reference to?
TotallyARussian Nov 2, 2014 @ 9:08am 
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Internet dad Oct 31, 2014 @ 4:05am 
I got strange Hundekopf and strange Herzensbrecher with normal kriegsmaschine-9000 all from 2 cauldrons earned for free. this is the best halloween ever!
Not me™ Oct 29, 2014 @ 11:34pm 
Beef Wllington u dont need to, Its in the game :)
AND ITS EPIC
Russian Butcher Oct 26, 2014 @ 6:09pm 
I really like this one I really want one !!!!!!!!!
REX Oct 26, 2014 @ 5:31am 
I would definitely murder someone in cold blood to have this in-game.
Sir Humphington the Third Oct 24, 2014 @ 11:42pm 
Technicly it was the soviets, or more specificly Doctor Sergei S. Bryukhonenko, that did this, but whatevs. I hope that valve doesn't see the tape, then there is no chance of this being added.

And anyone who reads this, if you value your soul do not look into this, even though I gave you the name and you can totally just google it. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Fatalitizr Oct 24, 2014 @ 8:21pm 
:plagueknight:
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Vokun Drog Arcos Xerocite Oct 16, 2014 @ 4:41pm 
The most amazing medic set ever!!!
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🐺Steppy Whiskey Wolfsky🐾 Oct 16, 2014 @ 10:00am 
I wanna see this in game :fhappy:
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koobie Oct 16, 2014 @ 4:19am 
Please add this, and if possible give me one ^~^
Lewd Noodz Oct 15, 2014 @ 8:07pm 
This needs to be on Mod.tf
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Leil Oct 15, 2014 @ 4:22pm 
what a surprise a buncha faggots copy and pasting
Cillo Oct 15, 2014 @ 1:26pm 
Holy crap! I love this! VALVE PLEASE ADD THIS! I WILL PERSONALY PAY THIS GUY FOR YOU! :heart: :heart: :heart:
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Bloomfield Oct 14, 2014 @ 2:11pm 
This work... is the best TF2 workshop item ever made!
Knusperfrosch Oct 14, 2014 @ 7:41am 
Upvoted the Kriegsmaschine-9000, I don't really like the rest. The Herzensbrecher feels a bit redundant. The dog head should be its own item.
PrivateerMan Oct 14, 2014 @ 3:03am 
Guys, STOP WITH THE COPYPASTA!!
PartyRockerPT Oct 13, 2014 @ 2:04pm 
Another great work from Spookwire! You are the best workshop designer!
aurore Oct 13, 2014 @ 10:13am 
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