VeteranFruitshop
Thomas   Australia
 
 
"Ze Bills is real! I Zwear!" I don't click any links from strangers. don't bother.
Don't make me use OPskins either.

Hey, its your average Gamer/Trader Fruitshop speaking, and I'm mad about Hats, Miscs and Stranges. I offen buy keys and sell you them, after i'm set with my loadout, i'm done with trading and buy more keys to open all my crates to get my chance at a Unusual. Happy Trading!





Wanted items:
S. Kritz
Made Man
Sandvich Safe
Ammount of sellable keys at the moment: ?

Also selling: Stranges, weapons, vintages, metal, crates, cards and many other items!
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