"We found these halloween decorations in a pyramid!"
-Soldier

Guaranteed to confuse snipers

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"Pyro was found talking to a pile of shrunken heads during the mercs' expedition to the jungle. No one knows whose heads they wince were or who shrunk them, but Scout swears one talked back to him."

Diarrhea just wasnt enough for Montezuma to be remebered for...

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Valve,please add this item!

Description: "Be as close as you can be to being Emperor of the Tribe, which is pretty much a worthless title where even the Witch Doctor is more respectable than you, with these fashionable shrunken heads possibly made of your own family members who should have given you a better gift than another loincloth last calendar passing!"

A description eh?

"Stamp collecting too boring for you? Then tackle the exciting world of collecting shrunken heads! Sure they smell rotten and leak blood all over your clothes, but you'll be the talk of the town! Just make sure the police don't find out you've been hacking dwarves' heads off."

Nice job on the item, I really do hope this gets added in the game. And for the description 'Hard to believe these things where once models until they got beheaded by demo's edge head friend".Good luck getting it added to the game.

*Description*=> "Those crazy pigmies sent another bunch of skulls to get a-head in the game"

"We're worryingly unsure of who shrunk them."

"Oooga da booga!" We dont know what that means, but if we did, we'd probably be scared silly.

The Aztecs did take trophy heads, but they were not known for shrinking heads.

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Yeah, 2 more head for Demo!

more head for demoman

Look's amazing, but put it on the Pyro's bandoiler.

'It be said that the 10th class has never been found out how it was killed.Turns out Meramus got mad in 2006 and shrunk his head and decapitated it!(Warning:Not to be used with weaponry as it harnesses the power of voodoo magic.)

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How about this: "Scrolling through Merasmus' castle, demoman found alot of heads, and gave them to everyone on his team! What? Don't feel bad taking them, that guy took your damn eye!"

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a little too disturbing in my opinion but its still really cool!

spoko

"When Saxton Hale was on a lovely summer jungle expedition, he encountered a particularly vicious tribe of cannibals and tribesmen. Upon looking at the human bones used to decorate, the great Saxton Hale knew what to do about those savages. "What great sense of style! I could use some men who know how decorate!" Mr. Hale put his new heads developement to work with their predecessors and now you can work with them too!"

,,Merasmus finally did it'' (reference to ity bity tiny head fate)

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"For shrinking egos".

Head salesman of a shrinking business

"They used us in rituals, now it's our time."

take it away ern

looks like the jamaken head on the night bus from harry potter and the prisoner of askaban (however its spelt) so how about somthing like "Hit it Earl!" ?

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Where did the mercs find goblin heads? Nobody knows. But the Medic apparently had a degree in making shrunken heads.

Nice,

Very cool.

That should be a hat...
...aalthough I don't think anyone would want to wear it...

"You can never have enough Heads for your Hats"

"Only earbuds can save you from the constant bickering and arguing that flow from these sunbathed voodoo heads. (earbuds not included)"

Creepy and strange

"Some say these are good luck charms. Others say they are war trophies. Either way, they're sure to keep your enemies running."

"Ever just felt plain dumb before? Well, now that needn't be a worry, as all you need to do to become smarter is sellotape a bunch of heads onto anywhere you can!
After all, three brains ARE better than one! Er, if they're attached to a body. Good job, stupid."

Give it to

"they say two heads are better than one. but when your on the battle field, you don't always have the opportunity to get together with your friends and use your multiple heads to your advantage. well thanks to these new shrunken heads, you can kiss the days of only having one head goodbye. straight from our local voodoo witch doctor, to YOUR hands!"

Cuul. :o

"Singing goblins? Rhyming gnomes? These shrunken heads will show those achondroplasias what happens when someone tries to break into song in THIS town!"

"As with all things modern day society, compact means efficiency, and there is nothing more efficient than the miniaturized shrunken head's of Aztec warlords."

Isles&Glaciers
as with the other ones, coming soon :P

hey bud, uh paint?

heads.....