Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Montezuma's Marshalls
50 Comments
Tchélvis Podre Apr 16, 2017 @ 3:24pm 
"We found these halloween decorations in a pyramid!"
-Soldier
Player 2 Apr 16, 2017 @ 4:24am 
Guaranteed to confuse snipers
Pimp Skeletor Dec 13, 2016 @ 4:22pm 
Give it Tiresias' description
I
\/
Tiresias - The Blind Lucario Feb 7, 2015 @ 6:06pm 
"Pyro was found talking to a pile of shrunken heads during the mercs' expedition to the jungle. No one knows whose heads they wince were or who shrunk them, but Scout swears one talked back to him."
Buck Oct 10, 2014 @ 4:36am 
Diarrhea just wasnt enough for Montezuma to be remebered for...
EkwenSu Ocha EquinSu0cha Oct 9, 2014 @ 8:03pm 
........................,,-~*~,,
......................./:.:.:.:.:.|
......................|;.;.;.;.;./
......................|.;.;.;.;.|
............._,,,,,_.).;.;.;.;.|
.........,,-":.:.:.:."~-,;.;.;.|
........(_,,,,---,,_:.:.);.;.;..",,
......,-":.:.:.:.:.""-,,/;.;.;.;.;.",
.....(:.__,,,,,,,,,___);.;.;.;.;.;|
...../"":.:.:.:.:.:.:¯""\;.;.;.;.;.,"
....\",__,,,,,,,,,,,__/;;;;;;;;;/\
.....\.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.;.);;;;;;;;;/:\
.......\,,,,,---~~~~;;;;;;;;,"::::\
.........."""~~--,,,,,,,,,,-"::::::::::\
...................\::::::::::::::::::::::
Valve,please add this item!
Muffler Oct 6, 2014 @ 4:11pm 
Description: "Be as close as you can be to being Emperor of the Tribe, which is pretty much a worthless title where even the Witch Doctor is more respectable than you, with these fashionable shrunken heads possibly made of your own family members who should have given you a better gift than another loincloth last calendar passing!"
Taffy-Tastic! Oct 3, 2014 @ 4:18pm 
A description eh?

"Stamp collecting too boring for you? Then tackle the exciting world of collecting shrunken heads! Sure they smell rotten and leak blood all over your clothes, but you'll be the talk of the town! Just make sure the police don't find out you've been hacking dwarves' heads off."
Trexis Sep 27, 2014 @ 10:17am 
Nice job on the item, I really do hope this gets added in the game. And for the description 'Hard to believe these things where once models until they got beheaded by demo's edge head friend".Good luck getting it added to the game.
Little Turret Fairy Sep 24, 2014 @ 4:07pm 
*Description*=> "Those crazy pigmies sent another bunch of skulls to get a-head in the game"
Trando Sep 24, 2014 @ 1:09pm 
"We're worryingly unsure of who shrunk them."
Hiseval Sep 22, 2014 @ 6:09am 
"Oooga da booga!" We dont know what that means, but if we did, we'd probably be scared silly.
Xbalanque84 Oct 27, 2013 @ 5:00pm 
The Aztecs did take trophy heads, but they were not known for shrinking heads.
Pumplinator Oct 19, 2013 @ 5:29pm 
░░░░░░░░░░░███
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█
░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█
░░░░░░▄▄▄█░░░░░██████▄
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░ Valve add this ░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░ Please! ░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░░Because... it's░░░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀ ░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█ ░░░░
░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀ ░░
epykuu Oct 19, 2013 @ 2:54pm 
Yeah, 2 more head for Demo!
Nick Osman Oct 17, 2013 @ 7:55am 
more head for demoman
Colonel Magoo Oct 16, 2013 @ 2:09pm 
Look's amazing, but put it on the Pyro's bandoiler.
samu Oct 14, 2013 @ 9:46pm 
'It be said that the 10th class has never been found out how it was killed.Turns out Meramus got mad in 2006 and shrunk his head and decapitated it!(Warning:Not to be used with weaponry as it harnesses the power of voodoo magic.)
SenpaiBaka. Oct 13, 2013 @ 4:35am 
░░░░░░░░░░░███
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█
░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█
███████▄▄█░░░░░██████▄
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░ Valve add this ░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░ Please! ░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░░Because... it's░░░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀ ░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█ ░░░░
░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀
Suggo Oct 12, 2013 @ 1:45pm 
How about this: "Scrolling through Merasmus' castle, demoman found alot of heads, and gave them to everyone on his team! What? Don't feel bad taking them, that guy took your damn eye!"
TheOriginalGhost Oct 12, 2013 @ 7:16am 
░░░░░░░░░░░███
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█
░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█
███████▄▄█░░░░░██████▄
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░ Valve add this ░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░ Please! ░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░░Because... it's░░░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀ ░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█ ░░░░
░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀
Zander1911 Oct 12, 2013 @ 5:59am 
░░░░░░░░░░░███
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█
░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█
███████▄▄█░░░░░██████▄
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░ Valve add this ░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░ Please! ░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░░Because... it's░░░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀ ░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█ ░░░░
░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀
lebron james Oct 11, 2013 @ 4:39pm 
a little too disturbing in my opinion but its still really cool!
Solealuminium Oct 11, 2013 @ 1:53pm 
spoko
Kalien Der Ridder Oct 9, 2013 @ 3:30pm 
"When Saxton Hale was on a lovely summer jungle expedition, he encountered a particularly vicious tribe of cannibals and tribesmen. Upon looking at the human bones used to decorate, the great Saxton Hale knew what to do about those savages. "What great sense of style! I could use some men who know how decorate!" Mr. Hale put his new heads developement to work with their predecessors and now you can work with them too!"
Zairoo Oct 9, 2013 @ 1:49pm 
,,Merasmus finally did it'' (reference to ity bity tiny head fate)
Astronaut Jesus Oct 9, 2013 @ 12:32pm 
──────▄▌▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀​▀▀▀▀▀▀▌
───▄▄██▌█ VALVE ADD THIS BECAUSE IT IS EPIC
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█
███████▌█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄​▄▄▄▄▄▄▌
▀(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀​▀▀▀▀(@)▀
Night Moves Oct 8, 2013 @ 8:12pm 
"For shrinking egos".
zach :) Oct 8, 2013 @ 6:37pm 
Head salesman of a shrinking business
Midson Vonjungle Oct 8, 2013 @ 2:14pm 
"They used us in rituals, now it's our time."
NeoDement Oct 8, 2013 @ 12:49pm 
take it away ern
Purple Haze Oct 8, 2013 @ 12:38pm 
looks like the jamaken head on the night bus from harry potter and the prisoner of askaban (however its spelt) so how about somthing like "Hit it Earl!" ?
Feels_Max_Man Oct 7, 2013 @ 9:34pm 
░░░░░░░░░░░███
░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█
░░░░░░░░░░█░░░
░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█
███████▄▄█░░░░░██████▄
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░ Valve add this ░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░ Please! ░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░░Because... it's░░░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀ ░░
░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█ ░░░░
░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀
Knusperfrosch Oct 6, 2013 @ 2:18pm 
Where did the mercs find goblin heads? Nobody knows. But the Medic apparently had a degree in making shrunken heads.
Substance_Abuser Oct 6, 2013 @ 11:24am 
Nice,
shlaeNg Oct 6, 2013 @ 11:23am 
Very cool.
venn Oct 6, 2013 @ 7:33am 
That should be a hat...
...aalthough I don't think anyone would want to wear it...
Zilor Oct 6, 2013 @ 7:02am 
"You can never have enough Heads for your Hats"
The Pyro Oct 6, 2013 @ 1:39am 
"Only earbuds can save you from the constant bickering and arguing that flow from these sunbathed voodoo heads. (earbuds not included)"
Maddocktor Oct 5, 2013 @ 7:55pm 
Creepy and strange
gummysnails Oct 5, 2013 @ 6:49pm 
"Some say these are good luck charms. Others say they are war trophies. Either way, they're sure to keep your enemies running."
Notorious Titan Oct 5, 2013 @ 5:09pm 
"Ever just felt plain dumb before? Well, now that needn't be a worry, as all you need to do to become smarter is sellotape a bunch of heads onto anywhere you can!
After all, three brains ARE better than one! Er, if they're attached to a body. Good job, stupid."
John Lost Oct 5, 2013 @ 3:39pm 
Give it to :spycon:
SpookyHero Oct 5, 2013 @ 1:07pm 
"they say two heads are better than one. but when your on the battle field, you don't always have the opportunity to get together with your friends and use your multiple heads to your advantage. well thanks to these new shrunken heads, you can kiss the days of only having one head goodbye. straight from our local voodoo witch doctor, to YOUR hands!"
rodeo agent Oct 5, 2013 @ 12:52pm 
Cuul. :o
Ghoul Chef Oct 5, 2013 @ 12:46pm 
"Singing goblins? Rhyming gnomes? These shrunken heads will show those achondroplasias what happens when someone tries to break into song in THIS town!"
Mr.Gibbly Oct 5, 2013 @ 12:35pm 
"As with all things modern day society, compact means efficiency, and there is nothing more efficient than the miniaturized shrunken head's of Aztec warlords."
Sparkwire  [author] Oct 5, 2013 @ 11:50am 
Isles&Glaciers
as with the other ones, coming soon :P
Isles of Spooks Oct 5, 2013 @ 11:43am 
hey bud, uh paint?
Meme Fortress 2 Oct 5, 2013 @ 11:38am 
heads.....