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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Taunts

It's now available for the Definitive edition, find it either at https://www.ageofempires.com/mods/details/1622
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Will this be coming to definitive edition?

600 - Neat.
601 - Christ! Fine! I'll help you! But only because you got nice tits.
602 - So that's your field report?
603 - Ah ah ah, none of the sass!
604 - Yes, Mooom~
605 - Oh, you are just a treat.
606 - Oh? See, that would be intimidating if you were, (mockingly) well, intimidating.
607 - Grr... are you mocking me?!
608 - Oh no, no, no no no no.
609 - Pffft, yeah.
610 - So what can I do for ya, Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... Ah-who is also Italian.
611 - Ah, just try ta fuckin' stop me.

612 - Oh fuck the hell, yes.
613 - Huh? Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, if it isn't the Catholic Church.
614 - And what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch. Progress!
615 - Ah, look at what we have here... a bloody heathen!
616 - Fine, I'll give you the courtesy.
617 - Excuse me, but I'm a fuckmothering vampire!
618 - I killed a lot of people to get this title! I deserve to be called such.
619 - You know what? Fuck it. Knife.
620 - Boom. Headshot.
621 - Son of a Protestant whore!
622 - Well, you know what time it is.
623 - See? This kind of shit is why I stopped going to church.
624 - What the hell do you want, you crazy Protestant bastard?
625 - You do know this is a grave violation of our agreement.
626 - And what part would that be?
627 - The part where you're here... killing my men!
628 - I have no idea what you're on about!
629 - I'm just here doin' my job!
630 - Just shut up!

631 - I killed him!
632 - Cut off his bloody head!
633 - Oh! Well, that's step one. What about two through ten?
634 - Ah, Christ!
635 - You done goofed.
636 - How the blood-soaked Protestant hell did you do that??
637 - Fuck you, that's how.
638 - You know what? I've had enough of this.
639 - To hell with all you dirty heathens!
640 - Eat me! Don't forget to write!
641 - Aww, come on!
642 - That would be retarded.
643 - Gentlemen... ve... are Nazis - Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!
644 - Und we... will have war - Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!
645 - Und ve... U-UND VE...! ATCHUUH! ... - Gesundheit! Gesundheit!
646 - Over the last couple of years, we've had some... expensive claims.
647 - 'Sup, bitch?
648 - Are they hookers?
649 - Ooh, that's bad. We need that, right? Walter, we need that, right?
650 - Yes; very important.
651 - Ya Protestant fuckbucket.
652 - Sorry! I can't hear you!

653 - I'm not apologizing.
654 - I get the distinct impression you're embarrassed of me.
655 - I'm gonna go with nooo.
656 - I'm going for a walk.
657 - What do you want?
658 - Get that bitch a cannon!
659 - Bitches love cannons.
660 - NO! That's a stupid fucking gimmick and everyone knows it!
661 - I would do fucking anything right now to get out of this.
662 - What kind of shit is that?
663 - I ain't jerkin' off right now.
664 - Aww, man! That totally sucks!
665 - Texas.
666 - Aw, shit. Looks like we need more prayer in schools.
667 - Attention, all bitches! Off the bus and line up in order! I got a class assignment for all of y'all!
668 - I shall do exactly as the butler does... and tidy up.
669 - I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck! I don't give a shit! I don't give a fuck! Now if I give a shit, I might just give a fuck But I don't give a shit, so I don't give a--!
670 - That garrote wire won't do shit for dick against armor this thick!

671 - What's that, Alfred? How thick is it?
672 - Well, half as thick as mah dick!
673 - Bitches love cannons!
674 - Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle
675 - Sarcasm is unbecoming of you.
676 - ...So, how can I help you?
677 - Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!
678 - Oh I'm sorry, I, heh, I like to dirty talk when someone's sucking my dick!
679 - Guess where I am!
680 - Wow. Gee willikers, mister. I sure am sorry for slaughterin' all your guards and tearin' up your mansion. I promise I've learned my les-- AH! Fuck! Take a joke, asshole!
681 - What you do... is you go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called "Viagra", and it'll help ya GO FUCK YOURSELF!
682 - Well that's not fair at all.
683 - Well, least I'm gonna die with a raging boner.
684 - Come on! You were talking all that good shit a second ago, then I blew your FUCKING legs off!
685 - Give me a hug!
686 - Issue? What issue? I don't see an issue. Shut up and take our money!

Eventually, but I'd like to finish this one first. I've only gone through the first episode so far.

Can you make taunts from DBZ Abridged?