HOW TO PLAY AS A PROPER BREXIT GEEZER (Detailed walktrough)

Welcome to the Mojave Wasteland, mate! This guide ain't your typical New Vegas walkthrough, nah! We're gonna show you 'ow to navigate this post-apocalyptic desert like a true Brexit Gezzer. So grab yer cuppa and let's get crackin'!

The Tea Dilemma

Start off by looting every damn Sunset Sarsaparilla you find, but pretend it's tea, yeah? Convince yourself that the Mojave is just one big, dusty British colony, and you're on a quest for the perfect cuppa. When you finally find some fancy liquor, convince yourself it's top-shelf gin and sip it with class. Pip-Boy be damned, who needs it when you've got tea and gin?

Proper Fashion

Scour the wasteland for the most dapper outfits you can find. Bowler hats, suits, and monocles are a must. Rock those shades like you're royalty, and don't forget to accessorize with a cane for that distinguished Brexit vibe. Pip-Boy, schmip-boy, we're doin' this in style.

Dialogue Skills

Your character is a smooth talker, a proper wordsmith. Choose dialogue options that make you sound like a proper gent. If someone asks about your background, just say you used to run a pub back in the UK, and now you're on an adventurous holiday in the Mojave. Never reveal your true intentions – keep 'em guessing.

Companions

Recruit companions who fit the bill. Veronica? Nah, mate. We're lookin' for someone with that stiff upper lip. Arcade Gannon, with his educated accent, might just be your cup of tea. But remember, you're the leader, so make sure they carry your bags and address you as "sir" or "ma'am" at all times.


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The NCR vs. Caesar's Legion Debate

Take a stance on the NCR vs. Caesar's Legion debate, but do it with a British twist. Support the NCR because, let's face it, their bureaucratic mess is just like home. Convince yourself that Caesar is just a bloke who's gone a bit loony with power and needs a good talking-to over a pint.

Conclusion

Congratulations, mate!
You've successfully roleplayed as a true Brexit Gezzer in the Mojave Wasteland. Remember, it's not about the destination; it's about the journey, the tea breaks, and finding the perfect wasteland pub. Now, go out there and conquer the Mojave with style and a cuppa in hand! Cheers!


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[Val Hazard]

eyo that first picture is just the sailor from witcher 3

[Wulf]

Where's the bit where we shoot at the French?

[jcundiff85]

I feel like a true Brexit Geezer

[paperbarrel]

nah as a true British geezer take what isn't yours and fund a insane old person with power

[skinwalker]

Any true Brexit geezer would support Mr. House

[MAD_ABOUT_MUSHROOMS]

NCR is America, you know nothing of British geezer culture

[kstirling0]

A proper brit would enjoy the concept of Empire that the Legion is trying to build m8. The Mojave is just literally dry India.

[casey]

the leigon bloody cheated in the footie match, En Ce Ar was bloody well cheated on they were propa' shame.

[Nigero Rexo]

Just call it how to be based.

[Slapper]

Dont join the NCR geeza just sit back grab a cuppa maybe a cheeky pint and watch the footie