Pickup lines for Fallout NV players

Hello all losers, betas, incels, redditors, fatsos, autismos, manlets and fallout players. This guide is going to teach your loser asses how to professional ♥♥♥♥♥ catchers with these easy to remember and 100% guarantee pickup lines straight from the mouth of me, Fat™ the greatest chad and puss ponder who ever lived.

The pickup lines themselves

Hey babe, Im a fallout NV player, wanna see my porn mods?

Hey girl, we're both fat and ugly, but more you than me. Wanna go out?

I havent showered in a week, wanna smell my musk?

Hey no offence but you could stand to lose a few pounds, I can help you burn some calories

If I could I would put you through one of those custom body editor mods and make you my dream girl because right now your looking pretty vanilla

See these jugs I'm holding? Yeah. One is for pee the other is for poo

You know your pretty stupid, maybe if you hung around me your IQ will go up by a few points

Got a wart on my little John from jelqing, wanna see?

Hey girl you got some nice hair, can I smell it?

Are you trans? You look kinda masculine for a girl.

(Jannies only) Hey bae, just so you know I'm a fulltime steam moderator, I'm kinda like an emergency responder or special forces soldier, but way braver and way cooler.

Hey I'm a friend of THE Fat™, he said he would spare some of the puss for me cause I'm his homie.

Disclaimer

I take no responsibility if you get turned down, insulted, beat up, tazed, shot, sued, arrested or killed as a result of using these pickup lines and is probably your fault because you are most likely ugly, fat, socially inept, smell bad and/or stupid.

Peace out and good luck.