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The Undertaken

(178 pts., fictional wrestler)

No one seems to remember who he once was, but there was a time when the entity known today as "The Undertaken" was a journeyman pro wrestler. He was never a superstar and didn't have much hope of ever becoming one, but he was a good hand, so he got regular shots on WWF and WCW weekend shows as local enhancement talent. Until it all went horribly wrong. After a 1991 match with a WWF superstar who I will not mention here, (but his name rhymed with "Schmundertaker") he was zippped inside a bodybag and carried to the back, as was customary with said wrestler. Then, as what was thought to be a hilarious joke at the time, they dragged him down to the boiler room and just sort of left him in there for a while. But eventually, they forgot about him. And with this particular bag's shoddily made (and incredibly stuck) zipper, he was trapped inside. Forever. Or so it seemed, until he arose as an undead spirit of vengeance, propelled by pure malice against the one he blamed for his death: Steven T. Ruggle, the proprietor of both Ruggle Bodybags, LLC and STRUGGLE Pro Wrestling. But as it turns out, that guy was already in prison for doing all kinds of crazy crap, so his revenge was thwarted. He just sort of wandered around looking sad and lost and confused, until someone noticed he had on the tattered, musty remains of both wrestling trunks and a Rivera (not to be confused with Ribera) Steakhouse jacket, and figured he must be a wrestler. So they hired him to do jobs on the weekend shows.
Full edit with all the necessary parts, plus four attires: Regular, "the boys chipped in and bought him new gear" attire, casual Zubaz, and entrance gear. Entrance theme is Taken.mp3 - http://terribleviolence.com/struggling/