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Gummo Nakamura

(150 points, fictional wrestler)

"The King of Strong Style," Shinsuke Nakamura is a former IWGP champion, 2018 Royal Rumble winner, and one of the greatest wrestling superstars of the 21st century. But we coudn't afford him. So here's his third cousin through marriage, Gummo, from upstate. What? We said Nakamura would be here tonight, and you got him. No refunds. What are you a cop or something?
STRUGGLE's resident bait-and-switch artist/Gold Gloves boxer/strib club entrepreneur comes with with logic and whatnot, plus three costumes (and one casual attire) that hopefully aren't close enough to Shinsuke's to get us sued.
Entrance theme is "Gummo.mp3" (the filename changed, be aware) - http://terribleviolence.com/struggling/